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Wan-timer

A shot with a ball, or puck, without stopping the ball. Usually in soccer or hockey.
He gets the pass... oh and its a WAN-TIMER! gooooaaaal! goooooaaaal!
The Wan-timer... its a fake!
by Casey Wan January 6, 2008
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Multi timer

A man who sees nothing wrong in sleeping with multiple women simultaneously, concealing one from the others without a hint of guilt. The term ‘multi’ suggests the progression from being a two-timer to engaging in more complex forms of infidelity. Women can't be multi-timers by nature of their gender that requires more fidelity: it's easier to call them "sluts" and move on.

Multi-timers are more akin to "manwhores" but slightly more honorable, as the latter are only into infidelity because they're lowlifes. Multi-timers just need more time to settle in their lives, so are looking for more choices in women. It's like when you browse the shelves of a supermarket, you don't really buy everything you see.
Randy is seeing Paula while making out with Molly, who's been sworn to secrecy about Paula. Molly readily obeys due to her own lack of moral compass. Randy also recently went to Las Vegas, indulging in threesomes with prostitutes. He's currently texting one for future encounters, all unbeknownst to Paula or Molly. Needless to say, neither of Randy's regular girls has a clue about his Vegas exploits.

Randy recently met an exchange student from the Czech Republic. They seemed to connect well, even making out at his office! Now smitten, Randy is planning a European vacation, possibly with Paula. While she enjoys Paris, Randy might travel to the Czech Republic to propose to his new girlfriend. This could lead him to unceremoniously drop his past girlfriends.

Basically, Randy is a multi timer.
by Third World Sam June 9, 2024
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timere

timere hi
by do u no da wae !?!?!?! June 6, 2018
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tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.
Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!
by Genuine100 May 31, 2016
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Triple timer

When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.
Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
by Freggsmash May 15, 2019
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Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.
"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"
by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023
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griffin timer

When a destiny clip hitter gets a kill to stack, despite an absurd amount of time between kills. Coined by the destiny community after Griffins Primal RC.
Griffin must be suckin’ Shaxx off to get those Griffin Timers
by Kermit’s Xbox November 6, 2018
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