timerize

The act of becoming one with your inner Tim. (I.E. the use of too many ass, penis, whore, or fuck references)

You timerized me.

by jEEbUs March 4, 2004

Young guns and old timers

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot

Their staff is full of young guns and old timers

by tracknation66 August 13, 2025

Pausing the oven timer

To fuck a pregnant woman

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer

by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024

Wan-timer

A shot with a ball, or puck, without stopping the ball. Usually in soccer or hockey.

He gets the pass... oh and its a WAN-TIMER! gooooaaaal! goooooaaaal!
The Wan-timer... its a fake!

by Casey Wan January 6, 2008

Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.

"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"

by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023

Triple timer

When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.

Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!

by Freggsmash May 15, 2019

The Death Timer

Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.

Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"

by Hym Iam October 5, 2025