by Casey Wan January 6, 2008
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by Genuine100 May 31, 2016
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by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023
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Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
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