Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Barrett

A woman who actively perpetuates misogynistic beliefs and behaviors, opposing the rights and advancement of women. Such individuals often undermine efforts for gender equality and may work against policies or movements that benefit women, including actively trying to strip human rights. By doing so, they betray the legacy and sacrifices of countless women who have fought and suffered to secure rights and opportunities for all women.

"Wow, did you see Amy was protesting outside a planned parenthood?"
"Yeah, she's such a Barrett. I don't want to associate with her anymore."

by Sanathebeach July 28, 2024

Barrettism

Emerson Barrett's philosophy, the philosophy Barrettists believe.

Person A: You know Barrettism?
Person B: Yes, I love Emerson Barrett!
Person C: I'm a Barrettist too!

by Totally human, I promise. November 18, 2018

Barrett

The most epic gamer of all time who is also 10 foot 3 and is in 1st grade

Man dude This sweat is a Barrett get him a coffee mug

by MagnetKid897654321 July 17, 2021

Barrett Pennington

The master of edging

"Wow look at Barrett, he is so aggressive and a true edge master"
Barrett Pennington: Master of the Edge

by native climber December 13, 2023

Barrett Mceleroy

chess player

Barrett Mceleroy, haha, fag

by bowie6969 March 31, 2009

Barrett

Barrett is a dude who has amazing hair. Loves cool music, shy, kinda country, fun to be around. Barrett’s usually have someone that likes them but they don’t know it. They are close with the person that likes them. Always hangs out with them. Barrett’s crush and friends have nicknames for him. He is soft spoken but around the right people he is very fun and funny.

Barrett: hey (name)! (Insert funny joke)

(Your name): *in your head* has a crush on him but doesn’t want to admit it because you have a flirtatious friendship but don’t know for sure if he likes you back*

by 𝙻🌊🪐♌️🌻🌵☮️✨🌈🌞✝️🍄🪴☯️ April 21, 2022