Risky Triathlon

When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.

"Yeah I totally lost the risky triathlon last night when my mom saw me nut all over my stomach."

by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020

Risky

A dashing shady young man who always loves a risk. Born in London living in High Wycombe risky means being cool and robbing peoples details and telling them 'nah g I got you.'

'Hey he just took my money' No he done a risky!

by rasclart12345567 March 1, 2021

Risky

The only one in the group the group that s down the ride

Riskys down

by Bolen parquet resident March 3, 2021

Risky dick

A dangerously niceee dick. When you want dick that so bad that you would risk anything for it even the possibility of catching feelings for it. Gotta risk it for the biscuit, risk it alllll for that dick!

His got that risky dick that i might fall in love with but i'm gonna fuck it anyway

by OnFreeWaterOffTap August 9, 2022

risky ask

To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between

Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?

Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it

by DemiDwayne November 29, 2022

Risky Derby

To risk shitting your pants on a school bus

P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..

by shell._.something October 23, 2022

Risky Biscuit

The biscuit resulting from a game of soggy biscuit.

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.

by Tigermoff May 27, 2022