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a risky one 

Bringing some excitement and a safe element of incest back into the gentlemanly pass time. Asking your mum to make you a cup of tea when your not even in the racing position, and then getting started, the idea being to finish yourself off before she arrives with your warm, refreshing beverage.
Extra points can be earned if you manage to regain your composure before she comes in, failure obviously carries its own punishment if you're in mid stroke as she comes comes in.
Also known as one of the Risk
Why don't you try a bit of R & R?
What rest and relaxation?
No Wrist and Risk action. Try having a risky one.

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a risky one by Etherial Moiety February 27, 2011
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O.D. Risky

When a situaition is extremly risky and possibly could get you in trouble or hurt.They are best avoided.
Josh:Lets go smoke a bowl in my front yard
Jantzen:Thats O.D. Risky nigga,....your mom is still awake
(pause)
Jantzen:Fuck it,.....i wanna get high
Josh:Haha,OK
O.D. Risky by HighBoyz September 28, 2009

Doing the risky 

Do the risky (verb) When one is playing a game involving a bomb and defusing the bomb even though the enemy is staring directly at you
Why are you sticking the bomb idiot your Doing the Risky

frisky risky 

to be amazingly daring while sexy at the same time and to be very good spaids players.
Would you like to play another round of spaids, frisky risky style?

national risky text day 

National risky text day is may 25th.

Send a risky text to someone special
"Today's national risky text day"

Going Risky

Originally used for when a man knowingly had sex with a girl, who he knew had some type of std (sexually transmitted disease). He would wear a condom for protection, but the "risk" is that it might fail.
More commonly used when referring to dating (or just having casual sex) with someone you know you will have problems with in the future. The "risk"is the aftermath of the relationship.
"I was going risky with my math tutor class last night, but I think she wants a real relationship. That's gonna be a problem"
Going Risky by YourKngco December 19, 2011

The risky fingers game 

A game where there is 10 bowls 5 with feces in them, and 5 with Nutella in them. Scramble the bowls, blindfold the contestant, dip all ten of their fingers into the 10 different bowls and they gotta lick off all the Nutella without eating feces.
Me: Yo did u hear he ate his own shit
Friend: was he playing the risky fingers game
Friend 2: best part he was 4 for 4 with Nutella shame he lost on the last one