lockdown besties

the worlds best group chat. they will make you laugh, cry, smile and much more. they also have the ability to cancel anyone under the sun. make fun of one member and you can be kicked out in one minute, or if someone outside of lockdown besties makes fun of a member, you should sleep with one eye open as ldb hold the most power in the world. don’t mess with lockdown besties.

person one: hey did you hear about that group chat?

person two: which one? lockdown besties?

by bockdownlesties March 19, 2023

Lockdown #3

When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown

“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now

by MoonPhoenix January 5, 2021

Lockdown

A thing that is still going and is really annoying and is being caused by idiots who can’t seem to grasp the concept that staying inside for another week is much better than sneaking out to a giant party at night and singlehandedly extending it by another month.

Jake: Man lockdown is really getting annoying now, I wish it would end.
Felix: Well it would if those idiots stopped being stupid.

by Avracadabra August 18, 2021

Mar-A-Lockdown

1) The euphemistic name for Donald Trump's Florida members-only resort, when the President is on site.
2) A term applied to any pleasant place under high security, lockdown, or restriction.
3) Should Trump face indictment or civil charges of misconduct and face house arrest, Mar-A-Lockdown takes on a new meaning.

Once the office building metal detectors arrived, restricting visitor progress in the main lobby, it was Mar-A-Lockdown in full force.

by NOJOPDX December 19, 2018

lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).

"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.

by WatcherMark November 4, 2020

lockdownitis

When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole

I have lockdownitis

by frank bob frank January 28, 2021

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021