Skip to main content

The Lockdown Effect 

When you recall an event to have happened a year ago, when in actual fact it happened two years ago
“remember our trip to spain last year”
“that was two years ago, we were in lockdown last year”
“must be the lockdown effect”

‘Three Week Lockdown’ 

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.
Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.

Boom Boom Lockdown 

Covid apocalypse happens and your locked in your house with your girlfriend having marathon sex for 8 months.
Hey Jess, Covid apocalypse is in affect, are you ready for Boom Boom Lockdown.
Boom Boom Lockdown by Ccilly79 January 15, 2022

Post Lockdown Function 

The sesh after the COVID-19 Lockdown
excited for that post lockdown function!

Coronavirus lockdown 

Coronavirus is a virus, a horrible one though. It has caused more than 100,000 deaths. The pandemic had started in the year 2020 about in Feb. Many people died, and many recovered.
Coronavirus lockdown by CHESS BRO November 24, 2020

Total Lockdown 

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).
Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'
Total Lockdown by Skaboy360 May 26, 2009