Cook Lockdown

When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown

Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

by Jacob Wood 77 December 04, 2021

lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).

"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.

by WatcherMark November 04, 2020

fatal lockdown

shoot someone and then fuck the bullet hole.

keanu: did you hear? gary busey gave his maid the fatal lockdown!

johnny: what a fucking maniac!

by Bob Ravenscroft July 11, 2008

lockdownitis

When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole

I have lockdownitis

by frank bob frank January 28, 2021

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 05, 2022

Lockdown #3

When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown

“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now

by MoonPhoenix January 05, 2021

Lockdown Lover

The one person you choose to spend your corona-isolation with. A monogamous relationship in times of a viral outbreak.

on video-call
Cheryl: OMG who is that man and why is he kissing you? Don’t you know you are supposed to limit your social interactions?
Jeffrey: Calm down Cheryl! He is my lockdown lover.

by Lemonaids91 March 24, 2020