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Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!
Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.
by Squiggers62 July 24, 2024
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Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
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cancer

I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.
by bjjdfnvbdjfnvnjdknvfkdefnv October 10, 2022
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The Cancer Virus Feeling

The Cancer Virus Feeling or TCVF is a term given to someone whom you like that goes away after a while or period of time of not seeing that person and comes back when you meet that person. It’s like cancer, it stays in your body not doing anything until it unexpectedly comes out. It usually has an effect on a person who constantly sees the person every few long periods.
Example: Aaron usually gets The Cancer Virus Feeling whenever he goes back to Hong Kong and meets Amanda.
by Kyuubiqazz March 27, 2012
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Cancer

Cancers have a reputation for being hyper emotional, temperamental, and spiteful. Cancers, in additional to being devoted, are extremely fond of their loved ones, often to an unhealthy degree. They place a high value on family and close friends, and will go to great lengths to defend them, no matter the price.
BB: Is She Crying over stepping on her dogs tail?

KK: Yeah, I think shes a cancer..
by LynnKen May 27, 2022
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cancer artist

In music streaming apps: A music artist that when a song of theirs is liked begins to take over and corrupt a station you’ve spent years carefully grooming. Eventually this leads to having to delete the station as it has become a meaningless lump.
I’m sorry Josh I had to delete my QOTSA station after liking, ‘The Pretender’. Apparently the Foo Fighters are a cancer artist. All I get is one Foo Fighters song after another.
by IguessIcould October 10, 2019
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Cancer

Anytime we play ALT Moralz's creative maps on fortnite
Person 1: load up creative, moralz is here
Person 2: welp, im getting cancer now
by bruh194037 June 21, 2022
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