Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one

arun has a massive cock

arun has a hairy cock

people named morgan dont have a cock but they do in their asshole

dam arun has a hairy cock

arun has a fucking massive cock

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one as you can see

by cum in my face master 91919191 April 6, 2022

Mike who cheese hairy

Jamari got a big ass dick -signed mrclapmari

Penis is big Mike who cheese hairy.

by Bigbrothercu🥨🍌🍌🥯🧀🍇🍌🍌🍉🥓🍉🥩🍌 November 11, 2019

Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"

Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!

by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013

Bloody Hairy

A woman with an exceptional amount of pubic hair on her period without a pad or tampon...

When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.

by Illumicunti February 12, 2018

White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.

Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”

by Shley May 29, 2019

White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.

Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”

by Shley May 29, 2019