Hairy Pickleball

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.
I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball
by Senor Dank Nugs April 10, 2024
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hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy
Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe
by GarlicBread69 April 04, 2022
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Hairy Tickler

When a man has hairy bitch tits, and it's cold enough in the room or outside to make his nipples hard, a woman can ride his tit like a vibrator to cum on HIS tits .
Jane didn't have sex with him, but she did cum on Blake's tits last night!
Wait, how?

He gave her the Hairy Tickler!
by Think4yourslf April 22, 2025
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Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"
by A man who likes Red Panda's November 15, 2021
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Hairy Hashbrowns

Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.
by McAwesomeSauce. May 17, 2011
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Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 04, 2021
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Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.
by Kickmyballsrealhard September 04, 2021
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