hairy butt hole

when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand

wow angus has a hairy butt hole

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Hairy Tickler

When a man has hairy bitch tits, and it's cold enough in the room or outside to make his nipples hard, a woman can ride his tit like a vibrator to cum on HIS tits .

Jane didn't have sex with him, but she did cum on Blake's tits last night!
Wait, how?

He gave her the Hairy Tickler!

by Think4yourslf April 21, 2025

Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.

"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."

by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014

Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

hairy korean

A particularly lewd sex act:

Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style

Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes

I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.

by theoriginalsteevio July 15, 2021

Bloody Hairy

A woman with an exceptional amount of pubic hair on her period without a pad or tampon...

When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.

by Illumicunti February 12, 2018

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack July 21, 2016