The act of combing a random guys pubes. Whilst sitting on a 18 inch rubber fist and lip syncing shitty one direction songs.
Excuse me good sir, may I have a turn quaffing your pubes? Hold on, let me sit this down right here. And oooh oooh love is music girl. I want to smell your squirrel. One direction up my love cave. My heart your gonna save. Ooh oooh yeah girl. Hairy Stylz you touch baby dicks, and sing like a chick thats really sick.
by ThrashRipRock October 9, 2020
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(1) An incident of "morning after" dat's particularly unpleasant (i.e., "hairy") in dat you suffer unusually-severe feelings of pain, sickness, humiliation, etc.
(2) A "majorly feeling like crap" post-booze-binge reaction dat obliges you to use da "hair of da dog" method in an effort to sober up and feel better.
(3) Da bristly-furred and saggy/flabby beer-gut dat flops disgustingly down in front of yer abdomen, and is da result of decades of partaking in da disgraceful debauchery described in Definitions 1 and 2.
(1) An incident of "morning after" dat's particularly unpleasant (i.e., "hairy") in dat you suffer unusually-severe feelings of pain, sickness, humiliation, etc.
(2) A "majorly feeling like crap" post-booze-binge reaction dat obliges you to use da "hair of da dog" method in an effort to sober up and feel better.
(3) Da bristly-furred and saggy/flabby beer-gut dat flops disgustingly down in front of yer abdomen, and is da result of decades of partaking in da disgraceful debauchery described in Definitions 1 and 2.
Da term "hairy hangover" could also refer to when a naked dude who hasn't shaved himself "down there" is straddling a chick's face, and so his globular "daddy bits" are loosely dangling down where she can see them up close.
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
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Get the Hairy bits mug.You can get hairy with a few beers but if you want to get really hairy you have 6+ beers and throw in some shots here and there. Its very hard to drive after a really hairy night.
PLEASE don’t drive after a hairy time.
PLEASE don’t drive after a hairy time.
by Goffstown January 22, 2021
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