hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

Hairy Neri

A short British female who’s exceptionally hairy

Did you see that hairy Neri pass by, she needs to shave

by Scabbybaby January 26, 2020

hairy suds

The act of shaving your balls while using body shampoo

My balls are squeaky clean, but now my bathtub is covered in a illusivly high about of pubes and suds, this dirties the tub. My tub has hairy suds

by Shitposting_Xtreme May 8, 2018

Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

Hairy nipples

The kind of nipples your grandfather has

Ew grandpa don't shove your hairy nipples into my face!

by Sleepingwithshadows May 8, 2015

hairy pubes

a forest

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there

by bumbbb August 7, 2021

Hairy Iguana

Rubbing your penis in a woman's pubic hair so that it looks like it it covered in hair

The girl had so much bush it made for a great hairy iguana

by BluEle October 5, 2009