THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC

Slang for ya cock n balls

i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you

THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC by Power B May 14, 2003

The hairy surprise 

When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.

O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.

The hairy surprise by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010

pink hairy 

a slang term that is not too offensive to your woman meaning her pussy...is basically disgusting.

hey you know that ho you met last week.
ya what about her.
i met her about an hour ago.
oh yeah howd that go.
you didnt tell me she had a pink hairy.

pink hairy by drkush010 October 13, 2010

Angry Hairy Marten 

1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.

Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.

Angry Hairy Marten by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011

Utah hairy buffalo

Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's hairy nasty ewww ass looking vaginal area

Girl yo Utah hairy buffalo looking nice today!

Utah hairy buffalo by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014

officer hairy bush 

the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....

i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy

officer hairy bush by hairaphobia August 21, 2008

Big Hairy American Winning Machine 

A Peace Corps Volunteer currently serving abroad that faces insurmountable challenges and adversity based on the fact that they are a foreigner working for free beyond the actual liberty of the United States of America.

Felix had a rough day. He is house was broken into, his work counterpart quit, and the electricity went out. He was about in Early Terminate his service when he remembered that he was a "Big Hairy American Winning Machine" and couldn't give up so easily.

Big Hairy American Winning Machine by allhandsin July 23, 2009