Hairy Turtle

A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.

by Turtley December 27, 2021

Bloody Hairy

A woman with an exceptional amount of pubic hair on her period without a pad or tampon...

When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.

by Illumicunti February 12, 2018

Hairy Tarantula

A vagina that is so hairy it appears to be a tarantula

Dude, that girls got a Hairy Tarantula!

by Ballz12354 February 17, 2022

hairy piccolo

Non-explicit term for penis

as in 'she was playing a fine tune on my hairy piccolo'

by Frodo79 February 24, 2014

Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"

by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011

Hairy meatball

A meat that has hair on it.

Eirik had experienced a hairy meatball in his mouth.

by PieLieDieCaiLeaIea September 6, 2017