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THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC

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Slang for ya cock n balls
i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you
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The hairy surprise 

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When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.
O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.
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pink hairy 

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a slang term that is not too offensive to your woman meaning her pussy...is basically disgusting.
hey you know that ho you met last week.
ya what about her.
i met her about an hour ago.
oh yeah howd that go.
you didnt tell me she had a pink hairy.
pink hairy by drkush010 October 13, 2010
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Angry Hairy Marten 

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1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.
Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.
Angry Hairy Marten by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011
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Utah hairy buffalo

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Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's hairy nasty ewww ass looking vaginal area
Girl yo Utah hairy buffalo looking nice today!
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officer hairy bush 

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the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....
i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy
officer hairy bush by hairaphobia August 21, 2008
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