big hairy monkey

macocne

look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock

by bigdaddyamogussussydripballs May 24, 2022

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021

Hairy Turtle

A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.

by Turtley December 27, 2021

Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.

Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench

by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

hairy nuts

hairy penises known as the hairy utensil

jack: hi Simon
simon: i have hairy nuts
jack: fuck off

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Hairy Pawter

A name that most Harry Potter fans give to their stuffed animal, usually a dog or bear, sometimes even dressing it up as Harry Potter himself.
Some also use the name "Bairy Potter".

Mom: What did you get?
Ronald: It's my new teddy bear, his name is Hairy Pawter!

by Squirrel_Slapper April 2, 2022