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sweden jesus 

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.

Sweden the pot 

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
Sweden the pot by QuacksO January 6, 2023

i went to Sweden 

person: "i know the truth about uhm him and his uhm relationship with his uhm girlfriend"

*5 seconds later*

person: "I WENT TO SWEDEN"

EA DICE Sweden 

Cancerous company that has ruined the battlefront name. Horrible buggy messes with non-existent balance.
A cash grab to star wars fans.
I just got EA star wars battlefront 2, made by EA DICE Sweden. It's such a horrible buggy mess filled with horrible balancing and long grinds. Fuck EA.

New Sweden 

Most people in Philly are tremendously proud of their Swedish roots. A Majority of the people living in Philadelphia vote in favor of changing the name of the city back to the old colony name New Sweden. They have kept the blue and yellow colors in the city of Philadelphia flag and most of the rich culture and exciting cuisine is down to the early Swedish immigrants.
Mmmm, this cheesesteak is soo good. Thank you New Sweden!!
New Sweden by GrittyEagles January 6, 2022

Play Sweden 

To act as a neutral party during an event or argument.
Guy 1: Hey has Jane picked her Super Bowl team yet?
Guy 2: Nope, she's playing Sweden this year.
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Guy 1: So what did Joe think about the divorce?
Guy 2: He's friends with both of them, so He's gonna play Sweden.
Play Sweden by Dexi October 10, 2009