Poseur

Someone that always tries to overrun or overpower people they don't gain stripes with, refusing to take rejection for an answer.

That poseur got rejected like Mutombo in NBA Jam, get that poseur shit out of here. Then he/she came back trying overrun or overpower all the people that once rejected him/her trying to force them to say yes instead of eat him/her alive, until he/she ended up replacing the people that once rejected him/her, that was his/her ladder to success and a new world order where he/she was the one that rejected other people, and not the other way around.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

poseur

Someone that doesn't like their own shit, they like what they think other people would like, so that other people will like them.

Bach von Hitler never liked Nirvana as a kid, she liked Barney the Purple Dinosaur and Lil Kim, but now she's claiming to be a Nirvana fan because her brother she never got along with influenced her taste in music, which is bullshit coming from a poseur's mouth of the south, and trying to draw attention to the gift horse's mouth, as always.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Poseur

Someone that needs their peers to believe in them, and thinks that everyone else needs the same thing to keep going.

The poseur was a narcissist, she claimed to be different but deep down she saw her own image when she looked at everyone else, and thought that everyone else was the same way.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

poseur

Someone that gets on social media to post about "living" by showing off a picture of themself climbing a hill or doing something else that makes them look "active", then rants about other people that use social media to talk about life, even though they're on social media themselves.

If living is what that poseur is doing, I don't want any part of it. I like my life the way it is, and if the poseur has anything to say directly to anybody that he/she has deemed more passive than him/her, why doesn't he/she?

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Reptilian poseur

Someone that spends most of their life trying to coup somebody else's life and get credit for living their life rather than doing things that actually interest them or what they really wanted to do as a kid. Someone that says they are passionate about music for example (despite not really holding anything sacred) and wants to become a musician not because they actually love music, but mostly to coup the life of someone they know who thought about becoming a musician when they grew up, discouraging the other person from ever trying or even thinking there is a point once they know it will only become another pointless battle for supremacy or some other bullshit their best efforts will get turned into that make the entire thing something other than a party or anything else fun or exciting that it seemed to be when it started out.

Be careful what you share with the mouth of the south, she is looking to coup anything you have any interest in doing with your life from you so that you can never get a life together, thus making you the failure and the fool forever (the weak one). It's too bad that even a poseur can somehow manage to end up in a history book as something other than who they really are, and many people will believe it rather than question what they read, that gives the Reptilian poseur a path to power to walk all over others to get there.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

poseur

How a poser spells "poser".
As the online etymology dictionary states, "The word is English poser in French garb, and thus could itself be considered an affectation."
The French word "poseur" is absolutely not used in that context, which further points out that this spelling is not the correct, original one.

-"Poseur."
-"Poser."

by Prince_Crimson September 13, 2017

Poseur

Someone that goes the Joan Rivers route after trying the high route and every other route. Someone that made fun of something or someone, then turned into it.

The poseur always used to make fun of people that were different or not like him/her at school, next thing you know, he/she is claiming to be different/colorful/quirky in another town than the one he/she went to school in where hardly anybody from his/her town knows him/her well enough (from childhood) to notice this bullshit. Now he/she goes by a different name and image, one closer to an imitation of the people he/she once made fun of.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021