Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023

Second Monitor Treatment

When a game or show is interesting enough for the your second monitor (focus) but not enough for your main monitor (focus)

That movie should be given second monitor treatment whilst I scroll insta reels.

by Roberto97 December 8, 2025

Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.

I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 1, 2009

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003

Black-Monitor

Text created using Black-Monitor Writing.

I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 2, 2009

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

Hall Monitor Mod

A Discord mod who power-trips harder than a rent-a-cop with a taser. They're not here to build community — they’re here to enforce order in their sad little kingdom of anime avatars and dead channels. Think: unpaid mall security with a God complex, issuing timeouts for "tone" and deleting jokes like they're defusing bombs.

They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.

User: “Lmao chill dude it was just a meme”
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.

by Tarrabyte August 1, 2025