library monitor

a stinky peice of shitty poop

that library monitor sucks ass

by Jake58376 June 19, 2022

Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.

I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 1, 2009

monitor hugger

An individual who is so obsessed with computing devices that their own thoughts, words, and actions embody the love a tree hugger also has for trees.

"Hey, I just got legally married to my GeForce RTX 3070!" "Dudebro, you're SUCH a monitor hugger."

by stomachbrougham February 1, 2021

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Black-Monitor

Text created using Black-Monitor Writing.

I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 2, 2009

Gaming Monitor

A monitor for specially made for gaming, with higher specs and price compared to a regular computer monitor. but with ridiculously long name.

"What gaming monitor did you buy?"
"I can't decide. I have two options, LG 34WN80C-B or the Samsung LC49RG90SSNXZA "
"Why don't you buy the ViewSonic VX2758-2KP-MHD it offers a good value for the specs."
"Nah, i wanted to buy an ultrawide. I think i'll buy Samsung C49J890DKN"

by 1mpactz February 20, 2021

Monitor Boy

A derogatory term insinuating that the employee doesn't make real decisions. Instead is a call and response cog in the corporate machine.

Shut up monitor boy.

You're not real you're just a monitor boy.

by DrMangles March 25, 2025