lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 4, 2020

library monitor

a stinky peice of shitty poop

that library monitor sucks ass

by Jake58376 June 19, 2022

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

Neural Remote Monitoring

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.

Neural Remote Monitoring

by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003

monitoring spirit

an individual who observes what others are doing and talks about them but doesn’t consider this person close to them.

instead of talking to me about it she moving like a ‘monitoring spirit’.

she keeps watches me like a ‘monitoring spirit’

by getyourmoneyupsisss December 28, 2024

Hall Monitor

A fan of Hit Band, Tally and the Halls created circa. 2002 by Robert Howard Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, Andrew Horowitz, and friends (sorry I didn't mention Ross, Bora, and everyone else in the extended Tally-verse. Joe mentioned below)

"I like Joe Hawley"
"Oh so you're a Hall Monitor?"

by Elysia98 January 11, 2025