monitor strat

A gaming tactic where one member of the team turns off his/her computer monitor while the remaining teammates eliminate themselves from the game and direct the 'blind' man to victory.

monitor strat is the best way to own noobs.

by esbézé December 11, 2008

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

hall monitor

someone who wont mind their own business

"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"

by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024

Second Monitor Treatment

When a game or show is interesting enough for the your second monitor (focus) but not enough for your main monitor (focus)

That movie should be given second monitor treatment whilst I scroll insta reels.

by Roberto97 December 8, 2025

monitor hugger

An individual who is so obsessed with computing devices that their own thoughts, words, and actions embody the love a tree hugger also has for trees.

"Hey, I just got legally married to my GeForce RTX 3070!" "Dudebro, you're SUCH a monitor hugger."

by stomachbrougham February 1, 2021

Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.

I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 1, 2009