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Digital Monitoring

(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.

(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.

(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.

(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering

-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!

-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
by docta-tweAKA the freedom seekA December 15, 2018
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Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.
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Gaming Monitor

A monitor for specially made for gaming, with higher specs and price compared to a regular computer monitor. but with ridiculously long name.
"What gaming monitor did you buy?"
"I can't decide. I have two options, LG 34WN80C-B or the Samsung LC49RG90SSNXZA "
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hall monitor

someone who wont mind their own business
"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"
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North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?
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Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
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Black-Monitor

I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.
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