Monitor Boy

A derogatory term insinuating that the employee doesn't make real decisions. Instead is a call and response cog in the corporate machine.

Shut up monitor boy.

You're not real you're just a monitor boy.

by DrMangles March 25, 2025

Summit my monitor

Another way to say you will punch your monitor with increased force.

*Fails a challenge*
Me: I swear to god I will summit my monitor if I die one more time.

by NobleShyGuy June 27, 2019

Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.

I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 1, 2009

hall monitor

someone who wont mind their own business

"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"

by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things

Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok

by YBPYT October 1, 2021

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003