Competitive Head

1) The act of giving head in a mind frame of being in a competition.

2) A term used to describe where rug burn like burns on the shins and needs may have came from.
This rug burn looks like i've been giving competitive head!
by Systemfx April 16, 2011
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competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 27, 2015
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Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 July 01, 2023
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micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.
"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
by BandageMan September 08, 2022
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