Stooped Cog

A part of a machine that's stooped in nature. Or a person who's been fucked one too many times and needs a good colonic to rinse out all the left over DNA

"That there is a stooped" or
"That boys a stooped cog"

by XKing C0TT0Nx April 28, 2022

cog

choke on grass

Sally: I got a higher grade than you on a test

Aayushi: you should cog

by thedump1707311711 November 16, 2021

Cog

A type of robot who threatens and tortures players of the MMO ToonTown. They are the main antagonist of ToonTown.

Player: Bumps into the "Flunky" cog
Flunky (cog): ararara
Player: OMG A level 1 Flunky!
Flunky (cog): Throws red tape at Toon
Player: loses all health points
Flunky (cog): Dances

by PokemonFanboy916 February 17, 2021

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot

Matthew messed up the Cogging process and lost all blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

cog b

A person whose fucking gnarly in everything they do and are just a cool person on average.

guy: "Dude is that cog b?"
me: "yeah, he's fucking cool bro man."

by cog b November 6, 2018

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

Cog

Cat + dog person

James: Are you a cat or dog person?
Max: I am more of a Cog person.

by Max01Mad July 31, 2019