Skeet

To ejaculate on a persons face.

I will skeet on that women.

by Joseph Hanson August 25, 2008

Skeet

A term that most black people think was thought up by a rapper, and think that any given caucasian who doesn't listen to rap but says 'skeet' anyways thinks he has no idea what he said, i.e. ejaculating, semen, etc.

Actually a form of rifle-sportsmanship.

1. He is so good at using his rifle, he hit a skeet without even trying.

2.Stupid black/Wigger: Dude, I can't believe skeet shooting is an sport!
Informed person: What, did you think it was athletic masturbation?
B/W: You mean it's not?

by Kincaid May 23, 2005

skeet

The spill of light emitted from a brightly lit personal mobile device while in a darkened room, such as a movie theater or a bed room. This modern form of "light polution" is distracting, obnoxious, and even dangerous. Skeet has become a growing cultural concern, with numerous activist groups (such as the NRA and the rap/hip-hop community) working to raise skeet awareness.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because I had so much of Michael's skeet on my face.

Normally I would have seen the oncomming car, but it was dark outside and there was too much skeet on my windshield.

by sine13 January 8, 2014

skeet

Man jelly. Also defined as a special juice, held in the male sack. This juice determines if your kids look cute, or really fucked up.

-Is that skeet on your teeth?
-Justin smells like skeet.
-Margot's nuts contain skeet.

by Justin (J-Dirty) September 23, 2005

Skeet

A word the Manx (Isle of Man) person would use instead of gossip, the biggest gossipers on the world. Skeet can travel from one end of the Island to the other in amazingly little time.

Dave "What's the skeet fella?"

Juan "I saw Bob down strand street going into Anne Summers on Tuesday!! Dirty shag!"

by TWIOM June 16, 2008

Skeet

A term related to the sperm ejaculated from a mans penile area. Not to be taken as a compliment when yelled at you by three black people. Unless you are stupid and the owner of a stanky twanky.

Hey Ashley, skeet skeet!
Thank you, Thank you.
That's not a compliment you waste of sperm and egg.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

skeet

the slang term for male reproductive fluid.

After rompus intercourse the male skeeted in my eye; causing a temporary blindness and burning sensation!!

by modifferiss February 21, 2014