Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.

im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.

by That one taco June 19, 2016

table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table

i gave her the table shaker last night

by your pseudm December 6, 2016

hable table

when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day

dude, she's totally a hable table now

by gnik gnack May 22, 2019

Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle

Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?

by Yerapous November 16, 2020

Table

A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON

TABLE=CONSPIRACY

by Dr.Hu November 27, 2021

table

a magic device that makes you fly on command

a magic table makes me fly on command

by skyler blood February 21, 2019

Table

A place where you sit by, sit things, and where nearly anything can happen on top of it (And I mean everything)

Did you do it on the Table

by Leviction March 13, 2023