Jinn Yourself

to vigorously defend your heterosexuality

"Go Jinn Yourself, gay boy"

by MagicalLamb March 4, 2024

Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

peen yourself

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

by Peen master June 8, 2016

Peep Yourself

the act of killing yourself

Dude make sure you watch the road when you drive, you don't wanna wreck and Peep yourself.
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Man i cant believe what happened to Jimmy...he peeped himself.

by ynotporomo October 25, 2018

Megamind yourself

To fake your own death

The good guy in megamind faked his own death. He killed himself was to megamind yourself

by Metro mans wifey August 2, 2019

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Ox-yourself

the act of shoving your self in a ox through its anal passage

lexi you should go Ox-yourself

by spaydes_ January 29, 2021