to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.

to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”

by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.

I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.

by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025

Dixie Slip

When your southern-ish friend accidentally or almost says something racist.

(Specifically toward Africans Americans)

"My friend nearly had a Dixie slip when we went to New Orleans."

by CraftingPanda117 July 21, 2023

horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out

Oh no i horse slipped!

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

slip dip snakily doo

a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.

EXAMPLE:

Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk

refer to Gif. for a graphic description...

by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019

Cucumber Slip-and-Slide

When a woman shoves a cucumber up her butthole/vagina and rides a slip and slide repeatedly causing pressure to build up firing the cucumber out at high speeds

Becky went to my nephews birthday party and performed a cucumber slip-and-slide

by TripleJJJ19 June 1, 2025