Mom: {my name}, why would that woman wear something that draws attention to her ass when it's so big?
In my head: geez mom, could you stop talking shit about people? God damn
In my head: geez mom, could you stop talking shit about people? God damn
by not_agreste July 13, 2019
Get the Talking shitmug. 
When a new relationship seems to be going amazingly, then your partner suddenly wants to have heavy chats about something utterly trivial and they make out it's a dealbreaker issue.
Person one: "How's everything going with that hot mess?"
Person two: "Oh dude, it's bliss... But she wants to have shit talks on Sunday, about cat shampoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
Person two: "Oh dude, it's bliss... But she wants to have shit talks on Sunday, about cat shampoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
by SamsonBear May 8, 2019
Get the shit talksmug.