Passport Joke

A joke to lighten the mood while in line at TSA , but still get delayed.

The TSA lady didn't like my passport joke about fitting 10 clowns in my check on baggage.

by Lv5 Bread August 24, 2018

passport wallet

drugs

Can i have some passport wallet pls?

by Kiwawa March 26, 2015

Passport Chaser

A person who attempts to obtain multiple passports just for the sake of having more passports

Person1: Hey dude, I just found out im elligable for a german and polish passport
Person2: Bruh you already have a canadian passport, why are you being a passport chaser

by Passport Chaser November 16, 2018

passport hoe

The female counterpart for a passport bro. Passport hoes feel its better to evade Western men who expect 50/50 and a trad wife simultaneously.

I went on a date last night and he asked me “what do I bring to the table” while asking me to pay for my food. Time to be a passport hoe.

by awesomeness128402747201836 October 28, 2023

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 31, 2022

Greek passport

To have a Greek passport is to be bisexual.

“I like that girl but I thinks she’s gay”

“Nah dude your cool she’s got a Greek passport”

by Haralddanktooth August 30, 2022