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the HAWKING shake

girl bent over attached to the wheelchair while the disabled guy has sex with her with a machine making her go up and down while riding around in a circle
"DAMN!, Johnny the disabled guys getting the hawking shake, madness, YOU GO JOHNNY BOY!"
by Gwazzo March 11, 2025
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The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking
The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.
by zekolonon March 20, 2024
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Hawking

Covering yourself in anti-bacterial gel, wearing a face mask and masturbating into black-out territory during the Corona outbreak.
Ah man William Hawk really inspired me to Hawking last weekend.
by Sikkkkkkkko March 12, 2020
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Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.
Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
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hawk tuah prints

(noun) similar to footprints, hawk tuah prints are trails made by hawk tuahing at the floor, forming a trail. they dry up fast!
Broski: Yo, i am finding some general chicken eggwuhs. can you create some hawk tuah prints for me?
Brotato Wedge: hawk tuah
Old Man: i'm old
by mrbeast539275 September 2, 2025
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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021
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Hawk Tuah

A Pick Me who brags about her oral and s.xual skills for male attention and approval.
by DarkWifey June 30, 2024
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