tree hawk

A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.
Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.
by Peso_Gemini June 08, 2022
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Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
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Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 06, 2022
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Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny
another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically
by midasxd July 24, 2021
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Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.
“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
Theo? That argument hawk?
by An average Grian fan August 30, 2022
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Its for when your gooning out to kai cenat watching gay porn.
Hey you Skibidi gyatt hawk tuah rizzler. Im gooning.
by Im adams worst nighmare March 13, 2025
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hawk tuaw

You got to hawk tuaw!
by Urbandicologist June 17, 2024
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