A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.
Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.
by Peso_Gemini June 08, 2022
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.
Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 06, 2022
by midasxd July 24, 2021
A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.
“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?
“ Theo? That argument hawk?
by An average Grian fan August 30, 2022
by Im adams worst nighmare March 13, 2025
You got to hawk tuaw!
by Urbandicologist June 17, 2024