When you decided to eat something knowing it will cause you to be unwell and need the loo, thus changing your systems oil.
by Rev Benn September 4, 2025
Get the Oil Changemug. The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024
Get the Ohio oil changemug. by Dirty Lil Harleygirl September 13, 2023
Get the ohio oil changemug. The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022
Get the Seaman Oil Changemug. A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces
by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025
Get the The Mickey Mouse Oil Changemug. The man ejaculates his load into he/she’s mouth and sucks it back out into a turkey baster. Injecting the semen back into the man’s ass and sealing it with a buttplug.
by Anonymous.Persons July 17, 2025
Get the Hungarian Oil Changemug. *In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."
by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024
Get the Oklahoma Oil Changemug.