An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.
“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021
When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub
by RedBlackGold20000 July 26, 2023
The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.
I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.
by Truco20 December 15, 2023
When two gay guys are having sex in doggy style, and the guy receiving cums before the guy doing the thrusting cums inside the first guys ass.
"I heard Ethan and Aaron did an oil change this weekend."
"Neither of them have a car though... oh wait."
"Neither of them have a car though... oh wait."
by AGuyWhoHatesAaron April 11, 2025
The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
by Johnny Runescape October 28, 2022
by Pertplus111 October 18, 2020
The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024