a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.
by PikaFan157 September 23, 2008
Get the Albert Einstein's brothermug. by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019
Get the Albert Einstein Maneuvermug. A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.
The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.
by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009
Get the Baby Einstein Vegetablemug. A YouTube fan series by user Spuffy Einstein based on the cartoon Little Einsteins.
The Series has new characters, outfits, and a more similar style to the cartoon Jake and the Neverland Pirates claimed by Spuffy.
The Series has new characters, outfits, and a more similar style to the cartoon Jake and the Neverland Pirates claimed by Spuffy.
*Have you seen the Little Einsteins Reboot theme?
*What is the first episode of the Little Einsteins Reboot?
*The Little Einsteins Reboot theme is catchy like the original
*What is the first episode of the Little Einsteins Reboot?
*The Little Einsteins Reboot theme is catchy like the original
by UrGonnaGetBan January 22, 2019
Get the Little Einsteins Rebootmug. CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?
FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?
CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.
FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?
CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.
FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
by Stuck Up Bitch July 09, 2006
Get the Albert Einstein's brothermug. When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity
by Ae5Ea8 November 02, 2016
Get the Einstein's Theory of Textivitymug. The wormhole that connects the area of spacetime within the rectum to the area of spacetime outside the body.
While not proven rigorously, the particles that traverse this portion of spacetime to eventually lodge in another’s nasal passages are believed to remain quantum entangled i.e. EPR with those that still remain in the rectum.
This may or may not have lead Maldacena to his famous ER=EPR conjecture.
While not proven rigorously, the particles that traverse this portion of spacetime to eventually lodge in another’s nasal passages are believed to remain quantum entangled i.e. EPR with those that still remain in the rectum.
This may or may not have lead Maldacena to his famous ER=EPR conjecture.
Tim: I was like “Where did it go? I know I could feel it come out but it isn’t in the toilet. Oh wait, I found it.”
Fred: It was still in the Einstein-Rosen bridge, right?
Tim: Damn skippy it was.
Fred: It was still in the Einstein-Rosen bridge, right?
Tim: Damn skippy it was.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
Get the Einstein-Rosen bridgemug.