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carlislecullensrealwife 

carlislecullensrealwife is a very funny tiktok star. They are very famous, and are scarily in-love with Aro from Twilight.
“Yo, have you seen carlislecullensrealwife’s new video on tiktok?”

“No dude, what’s it about?”

“The usual; Them being absolutely in love with Aro Volturi.”

Aleka Carlisle

Aleka Carlisle is such an amazing person to be around. She is so caring and loves to spend time with her friends, family and dogs. She is always looking to have a good time. Aleka is such a gorgeous girl but has some trouble seeing it. She is so funny and loves to laugh with everyone. Like everyone else she’s a little sassy sometimes but it’s normal. Aleka Carlisle is truly a great person to be around never let her go.
Aleka Carlisle is so funny and I always have a good time with her.
Aleka Carlisle by Emma c April 23, 2019

Visiting Carlsbad Cavern 

Having intercourse with a woman who has a large cavernous vagina.
Hey bro I just got done visiting Carlsbad Cavern this morning! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Lucas Carlislis 

Absolute fucking cunt and full time bastard. He should die and be killed as painfully as possible in a pit.
Lucas Carlislis is you, you wee fucking Lucas Carlislis cause that’s all you are and he is just you, you fucking cunt!

Dirty Carlo 

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.
Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.
Dirty Carlo by Miwo July 27, 2023

go show carlo the tree

Definition: 1) Please excuse us; 2) Can we have a little privacy here?; 3) scram; 4) get lost.

Said when you want to speak with only certain people in the room. Could also mean you want them to just get out of your sight. Can be accompanied by an arm gesture with thumb pointing the way you want them to go.

Line uttered by Sonny Corleone to his sister Connie and her new friend (and soon to be dead husband) Carlo when they wanted to discuss family business on the morning of 'Pops' birthday in the Godfather Part II.
Sonny: "Go show Carlo the tree".
go show carlo the tree by Vesper47 February 4, 2020