A Big fuckin nerd who plays Roblox and Minecraft and banned his cousin from the Minecraft server. Has one meat rider named Diego aka paint and want women
by Me breast July 19, 2023
Get the Carlosmug. The Carlo is a rare breed of Mexican who is a totally radical guy who has way too much time on his hands.The nerdiest and most tubular person you'll meet. Usually very good at art. totally handsome. He knows how to do stuff and holds the door frequently. A wild Carlo has the darkest eyes and usually an amazing chef. His personality is above rad they usually say wowsers.
by tomato1234 November 22, 2021
Get the Carlomug. Is like the best person i could have met.
He's like the most caring, funny, honest, comprehensive, perfect and AMAZING person ever.
He's so hot and very talented, has an excellent taste talking about clothes.
He loves his family and if you treat him well he will care about you too.
He has a lot of patience, he will try to help his friends in any occasion, he's an excellent talker, loves to learn new languages and speaks them perfectly if he wants to.
I do really love this man.
He's like the most caring, funny, honest, comprehensive, perfect and AMAZING person ever.
He's so hot and very talented, has an excellent taste talking about clothes.
He loves his family and if you treat him well he will care about you too.
He has a lot of patience, he will try to help his friends in any occasion, he's an excellent talker, loves to learn new languages and speaks them perfectly if he wants to.
I do really love this man.
by luli_ November 22, 2021
Get the Carlosmug. Carlo is a natural born pimp!
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
by The Giza December 1, 2019
Get the Carlomug. by Datboifrog October 22, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
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by Miau miau December 23, 2021
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