To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.
by DocEMT February 16, 2021
Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.
by Boro1976 October 24, 2019
Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.
by HourglassMage February 25, 2012
A really good person, is one of the most famous helpers of all time (real). Has good friendship with pretty much all the staff, except koleg.
Bruno: can we demote some of the inactive helpers?
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
by douchebag raping January 28, 2021
Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
by Driftshock April 10, 2024
Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.
OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
by Shittin' November 13, 2023
When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
by Dean Dihchester July 09, 2025