A condom.
Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil
Person 2: that's fucking evil
by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023
Get the American rubbermug. Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the rubber checkmug. by Scuvex January 12, 2016
Get the filled rubbermug. When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 9, 2021
Get the Cognitive rubber duckmug. by 30master May 12, 2022
Get the Burnin’ rubbermug. “Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it
“Yo did you do your homework”
“What homework”
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck
“What homework”
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck
by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022
Get the Rubber duckmug. 