The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."

The Broken Rubber Of Earl by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

ate your rubber dick aybd 

This mean that the girl or man has ate ur rubber dick accidently or can also mean aybd rubber dick

Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd

ate your rubber dick aybd by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020

Fishing with Rubber Chickens 

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

Fishing with Rubber Chickens by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

I'll forge a rubber check for you by QuacksO March 24, 2022

FIRE BREATHING RUBBER DUCKIES 

a group formed oficially in 2020 november 19th but the parent comapny in2015 the best possible group ever. its like F.R.I.E.N.D.S but we have 2 more characters

Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies for life!

FIRE BREATHING RUBBER DUCKIES by iype February 6, 2023

A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.

me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?

A bag of rubber bands by tristan/joey February 9, 2023

A spaghetti of rubber bands 

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

A spaghetti of rubber bands by TheTestSubjec0 February 9, 2023