Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.

So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.

by hootowl18 March 4, 2011

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

Awkward Swag

Like Swag, but Awkward, Totally a good thing.

Person A: Yo, did you see Quyhn-my the other day?
Person B: Yea, she totally has that Awkward Swag

by CaptainVonTrapp November 14, 2011

Awkward Barrier

A moment in any relationship where awkwardness is clearly present.

You can clearly see the awkwardness in conversations such as this below.

Guy: ._. I have no idea what to say.. We haven't broken the awkward barrier yet. And I'm totally gonna define "awkward barrier" right now :
Girl: Awesome. Do it.
Guy: I will.
Girl: Awesome. Lmao
Guy: It's awesome how you use the word "awesome" a lot..

by TheOppositeOfYou November 20, 2011

Awkwardness

Any group of teenage boys, especially in the presence of an attractive female.

Look at that awkwardness of kids acting like idiots.

by AdhesiveSeaMonkey January 15, 2024

awkward

1. when the entire class goes silent and you accidentally start yelling at your friends and everyone looks at you

2. when you curse and turn around and see your mom raising an eyebrow and know...its the end

"Holy shit my car just blew up...oh...hi mom." - this is going to be an awkward conversation at home:)

by Senor Mrs Senorita Bob January 24, 2024

awkward bitch reject

When UrbanDic rejects your words
Kelly Wiglesworth

awkward bitch reject
Like they're thinking you have a hard booger in your nose.

by Young Jazzy Yo November 30, 2023