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Awkwardness Denial Disorder

This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.
She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.
by snookiismylife August 23, 2010
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awkwardly straight

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.
1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
by Jryde June 10, 2012
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awkwarditity

The act of awkardness.
Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.
by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007
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awkwardate

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.
by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007
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awkwardize

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.
"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."
by 003Labs June 29, 2009
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Relative Awkwardness

Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.
Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness
by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009
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akward

The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.

Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.

Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).
Stargrl789: and then he called his parents and asked them to give us a ride!

Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.
by vitamin_r January 19, 2008
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