Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

by Umbella December 27, 2011

Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.

So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.

by hootowl18 March 4, 2011

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

Awkward Swag

Like Swag, but Awkward, Totally a good thing.

Person A: Yo, did you see Quyhn-my the other day?
Person B: Yea, she totally has that Awkward Swag

by CaptainVonTrapp November 14, 2011

Awkward Barrier

A moment in any relationship where awkwardness is clearly present.

You can clearly see the awkwardness in conversations such as this below.

Guy: ._. I have no idea what to say.. We haven't broken the awkward barrier yet. And I'm totally gonna define "awkward barrier" right now :
Girl: Awesome. Do it.
Guy: I will.
Girl: Awesome. Lmao
Guy: It's awesome how you use the word "awesome" a lot..

by TheOppositeOfYou November 20, 2011

Awkward

When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)

How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!

by SimonSay's August 7, 2017

awkward pose

A pose where your arms are bent in 90 degree angles and your hands are placed on your midhip. Tilt your head and smile largely, making sure to look anywhere but the camera. This look is used in awkward situations or everyday situations if you are socially awkward all the time.

" stop doing the awkward pose and say cheese!"

by Tuquynh August 18, 2017