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by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Jonathan Day

A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
It’s all fun and games until Jonathan Day goes missing
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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Jonathan

A junkie who lives on the streets, Mf got the biggest forhead, he a rat 🐁and a monkey 🐒, Jonathan can’t fight for shit always loses in everything. He a tweaker, he be laughing at him own self all the time, always sleeps lazy bih got nun to do. He has such sexy feet I js wanna lick them so bad 😍 he speder than ever
Jonathan got crooked ass teeth
by chenela January 27, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a type of person who never fails to make you happy. He is so genuine, caring, thoughtful, smart, funny, cute, and an overall bestfriend and if ur lucky he can also be ur boyfriend! He is someone who is great to share countless inside jokes with. He is such an amazing person and I am very lucky to have someone like Jonathan in my life :)
Me: omg i have an amazing bf! his name is jonathan :)
by rhiana.lol May 30, 2022
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jonathan trickey

Jonathan is a type of guy that looks out for his friends. He is caring, funny, sweet. He likes to go out with girls that have a sense of humour, but are not crazy and loud. He likes girls that start with A. Jonathan is sexy and handsome.
by Naroia Slovakdeis March 27, 2017
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