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Jonathan fumbled the love of his life!
by Luv07 November 22, 2023
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Jonathan

Evil man. Will break your heart then suddenly ghost you forever
Jonathan is an asshole
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.
Jonathan is a kind person.
by Tutter November 26, 2021
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Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
by Megasour69 January 28, 2023
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jonathan quinones

A 22 year old bitch who beats women and is a deadbeat. He has 4 kids but doesn't support any. One may say " my baby dad is such a jonathan quinones " Because his name itself means dead beat and crack head.
Yo her baby dad is such a jonathan quinones ..poor girl
by Miss Pickle October 19, 2018
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Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge
“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”
by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018
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jonathan penis

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