Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch
Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself
by Fioana November 06, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a person who be in the streets trapping and getting money smoking people fathers
Jonathan trap
by Smoking cj daddy November 22, 2021
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Jonathan DNA

He has LeBron blood and is good at everything he does. He even has a Giant nice dick. He is also one of the best basketball players to ever exist
by LeBron Glazer March 21, 2025
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Jonathan

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan made me laugh"

"Jonathan, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonti
by ghfyb1234 February 08, 2022
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Jonathan Gelfond

A big thicc man who acts like a woman, loves photography and is hella feminine.
ugh that jonathan gelfond is beyond.
by adriaadria April 16, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a very handsome boy.
Jonathan, Wow you are handsome
-everyone
by Baitrix October 10, 2018
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