Jonathan

A roblox person that lags. He is called "Lagatron".

Oh Wow, Jonathan is so laggy today.

by FartJonathanGrammar April 24, 2020

Jonathan

Got a MASSIVE penis.

You know that Jonathan guy he has a 10ft willy

by Big pp649 November 28, 2021

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.

Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition

by nthnjk October 16, 2021

Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024

Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.

Jonathan is kind friend.

by Tutter November 26, 2021

Jonathan

A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.

Wow! what a Jonathan!

by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018