10,000 years ago

Describes a mythical age, where a plague didn't ravage the world, the Internet and news weren't full of nutters, no one was setting the planet on fire for stupid, ugly, JPEGs, and everything made sense (circa: before 2016).

Oh, yeah. I met him in a party 10,000 years ago. Oh, when exactly? Summer 2015, I think…

by tariqk March 8, 2022

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A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago

I went on a run a very short time ago

by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020

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yonks ago

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.

by Jaybaly April 5, 2016

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Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA January 1, 2023

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Ago

Charismatic dude who can pull any girl basically, his skills of seduction are unmatched. Very intelligent, and relatable, has many friends. Many guys fear him, as he might steal their girl and after they’ve seen what he carries around in his pants, they won’t return either…

- I love Ago, such a down to earth guy!
- Really, he just slept with my girlfriend last week!

by travoktas12 November 22, 2021

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