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Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)
The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"
by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021
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Homo sapiens alterius

A sub-genus that is apart of the Homoagerelus family. Containing at least 15 species. Most species of this sub-genus have abnormally difficult terristal locomotion and or bipedalism, and has very medium intelligence. All of the species of these kinds have abnormally low shoulders and large heads, and also has a complex vital organ system, not including brains but memory seems to have been a vital part of these kinds of species.
Mr Gary "This reconstruction is of the Homo sapiens alterius genus!"
Kid "Woah! I'd never see a very different kind of species!"
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Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
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homo sapien

A Homo sapien is the scientific name for modern humans. We are all homo sapiens. There's approximately 8 billion homo sapiens in the earth right now.

Lucy is the oldest human ancestor to ever exist, and they are connected to the homo sapiens.
We can read, do mathematics, write, and get a job and salary at a later age.
Homo sapien 1: "Did you know? A homo sapien is the scientific name for humans!"

Homo sapien 2: "Didn't know there was a scientific name for us people!"
by JanuaryPolonium November 13, 2024
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Anti-Sapienism

When you take the sapien (wisdom) out of homo sapien, and are left with only homo.
Stupid shit like climate change denial, or any other extremist position, is anti-sapienism at its worst. All the far right and far left positions are just signs that the person espousing it is far from being straight. We're sending these niggers running for the hills.
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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Lorem sapiens

(n.) Coined by Corpify.org, 2025.

Etymology: From lorem ipsum (filler text) → lorem sapiens (“wise, adaptive filler”).

Definition:
An intelligent placeholder — adaptive, context-aware text that conveys meaning instead of serving as empty filler.
Example:
“Most modern mockups now use Lorem Sapiens rather than static lorem ipsum.”
“Designs with Lorem Sapiens don’t wait for content; they already speak.”
“Drafts with Lorem Sapiens aren’t empty; they already know what they’re becoming.”
by caramel2022 September 11, 2025
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What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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