the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like Albert Einstein
I ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an Albert Einstein
by da' witz November 19, 2011
Albert Einstein Is smart
Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)
Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)
by סתם מפגרת September 1, 2020
One devoid of general cultural knowledge but possessing extensive learning in an incredibly microscopic field of study.
General Culture Dude: "Hey Man, did you catch that awesome Giants Pats game on Sunday?"
Nano Einstein: "No, I'm not a fan of Hockey, but I did read a fascinating field study on Sitka Spruce polyps' chlorophyll depletion rates."
Nano Einstein: "No, I'm not a fan of Hockey, but I did read a fascinating field study on Sitka Spruce polyps' chlorophyll depletion rates."
by Sniglet Jr. the Third. December 31, 2008
friend:"dood, that was some brillant ish you pulled off"
you:"mayne, i stay on that einstein tip...trust"
or
friend:"what are you up too?"
you:"I'm on that einstein tip...I got a test next week."
you:"mayne, i stay on that einstein tip...trust"
or
friend:"what are you up too?"
you:"I'm on that einstein tip...I got a test next week."
by missbubba October 19, 2008
Sticky Einstein is the new strain of cannabis which actually gives the brain a long lasting enhancement of the frontal lobe in your brain. This can help you remember very past events and also increase your thinking capacity.
As Adam, Henry, Matthew and Erik smoked the Stick Einstein they realized that they better get off the roof to avoid any unfortunate eventualities, they then realized that they had remembered the first time they had smoked the Green Giant, a memory which was long lost within the depths of their THC infested minds, then they realized that they would never leave Sticky Einstein.
by M.J.Smocher June 15, 2009
Girl one: wow princess euphemia is looking great today!
Girl two: sorry about this table kun. I'm about to pull a nina einstein on you
Girl two: sorry about this table kun. I'm about to pull a nina einstein on you
by RobinEmma March 2, 2021
aka "The grand-father of all memes": 1. Very imaginative and putative father of many quotes. 2. "Last argument of internet rascals and trolls." (From Albert Einstein's dictionary of the internet).
by Humorlos January 3, 2014