zutroy's definitions

gun control

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there

Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'

by zutroy March 2, 2004

import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

by zutroy April 18, 2004

Superintendent Chalmers

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"

by zutroy January 3, 2005

manchester cunts

Ignore the other definition of this. For a better definition of Manchester Cunts, see Manchester City

for a definition of Manchester United see Genuine Mancunian

by zutroy July 8, 2004

bowling for columbine

"The biggest lie of all in "Bowling for Columbine" is this so-called NRA. Mr. Moore actually expects us ignorant Americans to believe that there exists an organization in America that is so callous as to hold a pro-gun rally less than two weeks after one of the most horrific episodes of gun violence in our nation's history right next to very location where that incident occurred?!"

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU DUMB HICK!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS TO START READING THE PAPERS!!

Proof that right-wing America just can't handle the truth. Michael Moore is too damn honest

by zutroy July 8, 2004

Stockport

Suburban shithole inhabited by Manchester City fans

Fuck off back to Stockport, you bitter blue bastard

by zutroy May 3, 2004

Nicaragua

A country which America brutally and mercilessly blew to pieces for having no defence and a socialist government which showed some signs of working.

'let's blast dose evil commynists'!!

by zutroy February 11, 2004