zutroy's definitions

bowling for columbine

"The biggest lie of all in "Bowling for Columbine" is this so-called NRA. Mr. Moore actually expects us ignorant Americans to believe that there exists an organization in America that is so callous as to hold a pro-gun rally less than two weeks after one of the most horrific episodes of gun violence in our nation's history right next to very location where that incident occurred?!"

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU DUMB HICK!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS TO START READING THE PAPERS!!

Proof that right-wing America just can't handle the truth. Michael Moore is too damn honest

by zutroy July 8, 2004

Stockport

Suburban shithole inhabited by Manchester City fans

Fuck off back to Stockport, you bitter blue bastard

by zutroy May 3, 2004

Nicaragua

A country which America brutally and mercilessly blew to pieces for having no defence and a socialist government which showed some signs of working.

'let's blast dose evil commynists'!!

by zutroy February 11, 2004

Superintendent Chalmers

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"

by zutroy January 3, 2005

import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

by zutroy April 18, 2004

Genuine Mancunian

A Manchester United fan. City fans are inbred

I see the Stretford End arising!!

by zutroy July 9, 2004

tom coburn

A homophobic (therfore typical) Republican representative of the state of Oklahoma who recently said;

"Lesbianism is so rampant in high schools in the Oklahoma area that some schools will only let girls go to the bathroom one at a time. Think about that as an issue."

I thought about it for more than a second, then whacked one off! I say WOOHOO to high school lesbianism! How ace is that? There was no rampant lesbianism in my school, and that kinda makes me upset!

by zutroy November 24, 2004