zutroy's definitions
by zutroy April 18, 2004
Get the importmug. What would happen under certain governments;
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
Get the Governmentmug. 'You stupid southern twat, why don't you support your local team?! It's genuine Mancunian fans like me who have to take the flack for you dickheads!' - me
by zutroy July 8, 2004
Get the Glory Huntermug. A homophobic (therfore typical) Republican representative of the state of Oklahoma who recently said;
"Lesbianism is so rampant in high schools in the Oklahoma area that some schools will only let girls go to the bathroom one at a time. Think about that as an issue."
"Lesbianism is so rampant in high schools in the Oklahoma area that some schools will only let girls go to the bathroom one at a time. Think about that as an issue."
I thought about it for more than a second, then whacked one off! I say WOOHOO to high school lesbianism! How ace is that? There was no rampant lesbianism in my school, and that kinda makes me upset!
by zutroy November 24, 2004
Get the tom coburnmug. by zutroy July 9, 2004
Get the Genuine Mancunianmug. The enjoyable version of Rugby, much more exciting and faster than Rugby Union, which is basically a kick-and-rush sport.
Unfortunately in Halifax, we have a Rugby League team who get all the press and money over the local football team and are supported by Bell Ends who diminish the enjoyment of the game for everyone else.
Unfortunately in Halifax, we have a Rugby League team who get all the press and money over the local football team and are supported by Bell Ends who diminish the enjoyment of the game for everyone else.
by zutroy January 3, 2005
Get the Rugby Leaguemug. We wanna be free to do what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
That’s what we’re gonna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
That’s what we’re gonna do
by zutroy September 26, 2004
Get the Loadedmug.