zutroy's definitions

Loaded

Kickass song by Primal Scream

We wanna be free to do what we wanna do
And we wanna get loaded
And we wanna have a good time
That’s what we’re gonna do

by zutroy September 26, 2004

Rugby League

The enjoyable version of Rugby, much more exciting and faster than Rugby Union, which is basically a kick-and-rush sport.
Unfortunately in Halifax, we have a Rugby League team who get all the press and money over the local football team and are supported by Bell Ends who diminish the enjoyment of the game for everyone else.

"If you hate the fuckin' Blue Sox, clap yer hands!" - Halifax Town fans/any League fan with sense

by zutroy January 3, 2005

chorer

townies who steal stuff. Tend to wear bomber jackets. Originated in Mytholmroyd, near Halifax

ere raat dickhaaadd, ya got twenny pee? - typical chorer

by zutroy February 11, 2004

gun control

Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there

Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'

by zutroy March 2, 2004

import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

by zutroy April 18, 2004

Superintendent Chalmers

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"

by zutroy January 3, 2005

tom coburn

A homophobic (therfore typical) Republican representative of the state of Oklahoma who recently said;

"Lesbianism is so rampant in high schools in the Oklahoma area that some schools will only let girls go to the bathroom one at a time. Think about that as an issue."

I thought about it for more than a second, then whacked one off! I say WOOHOO to high school lesbianism! How ace is that? There was no rampant lesbianism in my school, and that kinda makes me upset!

by zutroy November 24, 2004