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Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a cock prowler."
2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
Get the cunt prowler mug.1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.
2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends
3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.
5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends
3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.
5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.
Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
Guy who got fucked up :
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Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
Guy who got fucked up :
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
by zingeraddict December 27, 2011
Get the Force job mug.1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*
Ashwin : =.='''
Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas
Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.
Josh : It's a fartception !
Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*
Ashwin : =.='''
Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas
Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.
Josh : It's a fartception !
by zingeraddict November 8, 2011
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1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.
2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.
3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.
4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.
3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.
4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
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2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence
3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence
3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict October 19, 2011
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