Assholius

1.A cooler way of saying asshole .Best when pronounced with a greek accent.

2.a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.

3.A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

4.One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.

Messenger : We would like you to surrender Sparta to Persia please.

King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*

by zingeraddict October 08, 2011

cunt prowler

Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.

2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.

3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape

1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a cock prowler."

2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.

by zingeraddict October 10, 2011

Batgasm

When Legendary Dark Knight dresses like a Bat to invoke fear in his enemies gives the ultimate form of sexual climax that gives woman an explosive feeling similar to a sexual eruption feeling that releases all the rapture, sensual flow of love, tender and romantic feelings and fiery passion hidden deep beneath the layers of the soul in a single go. .The feeling of being embraced in muscular arms and loved The connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one. When there is no stronger way to express your love than sexual intimacy. That is the true meaning of a Batgasm

Avy Priya : I met batman last night.

Samantha : i see , so anything happened ?

Avy Priya : yeah he gave me a Batgasm !

Samantha :-drools-...u are blessed by the gods !

by zingeraddict January 03, 2012

Spineless fuck

1. A wimp. A person without a spine. Someone who has others do the dirty work for them. Someone who backs down from confrontation or sneaks around and has others do the job for them.

2. A human being that physically has male reproductive organs but doesn't know the first thing about being a real man.

3. When someone is overcontrolled by their girlfriend and does anything she says to do without regard for himself.

4. A weak person who lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.

5. One who screws his friends over to cover his own cowardly ass

6. A weak person that always gets stepped on. All talk and no action. A non-vocal vocalist. Someone who will recieve a Dirty sanchez willingly and then complain to their peers about it later. Spineless fuck,supreme follower with alot of mouth. Coward of the highest order.

7. cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches.A genuine pussy.

Ashwin : Holy titty fuck, you still live you bastardo !! i thought my friends had beaten the living daylights out of you.

Daya : Only a spineless fuck like you would get a bunch of friends to fight me instead of confronting me yourself.I drove my fists through their chest and now i am gonna break your fucking face and rip off your lips and use them to kiss my dog's ass ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐

Ashwin : i may suck at many things but i am good at 1 thing *runs like the spineless fuck he is*

Daya: You are dead mother fucker !!! *catches Ashwin and beats the living shit out of him*

*Ashwin craps in his pants and finally draws his last breath*

by zingeraddict October 02, 2011

Fauchard

1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.

Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!

Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!

*after the battle*

Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm

Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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by zingeraddict October 01, 2011

Assholius

1. A cooler way of saying asshole .Best when pronounced with a greek accent.

2. A person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.

3. A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

4. One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.

Messenger : We would like you to surrender Sparta to Persia please.

King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*

by zingeraddict September 27, 2011

Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

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Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 01, 2011