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1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
Get the Retardo mug.1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.
2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.
Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole
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Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole
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by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the Lazy hole mug.Rapid and continuous flow of cum. The heavy shot of heavenly juices to saturate an area of a woman's body rather than hit a specific target ( vagina ) .
Eg :He was so turned on by her that he could not help but deliver a cum barrage on her sweaty body
Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
by zingeraddict November 23, 2010
Get the Cum barrage mug.1.The female version of a Casanova.
2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3.A woman with the morals of a man.
4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3.A woman with the morals of a man.
4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the cockanova mug.1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Shield mug.When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
Get the Schrödinger's friendship mug.1. Another word for penis
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
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