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1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Guan dao mug.1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!
*defeats Fernando *
Fernando : i cant believe i lost..
* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*
Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!
*Fernando commits suicide*
I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
You are a fucktardo. Period.
Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!
*defeats Fernando *
Fernando : i cant believe i lost..
* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*
Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!
Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!
*Fernando commits suicide*
I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.
You are a fucktardo. Period.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
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2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.
3.An epic fucking ability.
2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.
3.An epic fucking ability.
Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.
Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole
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by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Eg :He was so turned on by her that he could not help but deliver a cum barrage on her sweaty body
Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
by zingeraddict November 23, 2010
Get the Cum barrage mug.When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
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Wanker: that mutha fckin cock sucker just lost his iloveyouginity as soon as he met her.
porno freak: huh, to who ?
Wanker: he lost it to that dancing whore across the street .
porno freak: huh, to who ?
Wanker: he lost it to that dancing whore across the street .
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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