zingeraddict's definitions
Force job
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.
2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.
3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.
4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.
When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.
'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda
'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
by zingeraddict December 27, 2011
Get the Force jobmug. 1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Plant shitmug. Ashwin : I farted
Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*
Ashwin : =.='''
Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas
Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.
Josh : It's a fartception !
Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*
Ashwin : =.='''
Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas
Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.
Josh : It's a fartception !
by zingeraddict November 8, 2011
Get the Fartceptionmug. 1.The female version of a Casanova.
2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3.A woman with the morals of a man.
4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.
3.A woman with the morals of a man.
4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.
5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the cockanovamug. When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
Get the Schrödinger's friendshipmug. 1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Shieldmug. 1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
Get the Retardomug.