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Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
by zingeraddict October 13, 2011
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midnight glimmer

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.
the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.
by zingeraddict November 13, 2010
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Daya's Woman

1. An angelic girl who can be seen as perfect in all ways, even though she'll never admit it. She is very beautiful, but remains in denial about her looks, even though she looks amazing even at the worst of times. She has an amazing personality which matches her ravishing body. She has a great love of food (especially nasi lemak with sotong sambal) and a good sense of humour. A day with Karen is never wasted, and when you experience this you will realize that nothing else can ever be as fulfilling. From the point you meet and fall in love with her you will know you want to be with her for the rest of your life.

2. An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts nor your heart, always to the be the only one on your mind. Unbelievably beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleam with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.

She's hotter than the sun! Sweeter than sugar. Cooler than Ice. She's very smart and cute. She has a drop dead gorgeous smile and enticing eyes that are more beautiful than the midnight glimmer of the moon . She's like a drug, you'd become addicted to her! If you fall in love with her you won't be able to stop.
Dude 1 : Who is that enticing woman over there ?

Dude 2 : That is Daya's Woman, she is known to be the sexiest person to have walked on this planet. Some say that she is an angel sent from heaven.

Dude 1 : That explains how she brings heaven on earth.
by zingeraddict April 18, 2019
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colossal cock

A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.
Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.

Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Sexprowess

1.Exceptional valor, bravery, or ability in sexual intercourse.

2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.

3.An epic fucking ability
Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
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Khavipriya

The epitome of the indian female. She radiates awesomeness in everything she does, whether it's ordering a Zinger, listening to rad Metal and rock music or simply playing Dragon's nest . She's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

Khavipriya carves her own path. She wears, drives, drinks, eats, watches, and listens to what she chooses, when she chooses, where she chooses, uninfluenced by fags or nagging bitches. Her badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional. That's the Khavi i know.
Dude1 : Holy f*ck who the hell is that badass looking girl overflowing with style ?

Dude2 : I don't know man, but its probably Khavipriya.
by zingeraddict November 10, 2013
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heart stab

When you love a girl with all your heart and you will do anything for her and she decides to leave you.Worse than a heart break as that stab wound in your pulsating heart will bleed as you think of her each day,each hour,each minute and each second.The most painful aftermath of love failure
Dammit dude i can't believe u gave it all up for her just to get a heart stab at the end of the day.Fuck ! It sucks to be you man
by zingeraddict November 8, 2010
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