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Guan dao

1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")

2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.

John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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Fucktardo

1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!

*defeats Fernando *

Fernando : i cant believe i lost..

* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*

Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!

*Fernando commits suicide*

I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.

You are a fucktardo. Period.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
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Sexprowess

1.Exceptional valor, bravery, or ability in sexual intercourse.

2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.

3.An epic fucking ability.
Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Lazy hole

1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.

2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.

Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole

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by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Cum barrage

Rapid and continuous flow of cum. The heavy shot of heavenly juices to saturate an area of a woman's body rather than hit a specific target ( vagina ) .
Eg :He was so turned on by her that he could not help but deliver a cum barrage on her sweaty body

Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
by zingeraddict November 23, 2010
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Schrödinger's friendship

When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?

Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.

John : So, what are the both of you now ?

Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 4, 2011
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iloveyouginity

1.The first time an individual confesses his love to another individual.The first articulation of that warm and sweet feeling called love.Usually lost when a person meets his or her first love.

2.
Wanker: that mutha fckin cock sucker just lost his iloveyouginity as soon as he met her.

porno freak: huh, to who ?

Wanker: he lost it to that dancing whore across the street .
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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