your mom's definitions

Giant flying dildo

Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.

Giant flying dildos thrive off the misery of others, and charge people for the privilege of working for them.

by Your Mom January 2, 2005

cockstopper

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease

I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.

by Your Mom November 27, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin

a fat wap

cant stop eating

lots of chins

your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!

by your mom April 8, 2004

Penis

word meaning You.

Ow! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

by Your mom December 9, 2003

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

CLee

To lose one's balls by having them shrivel up and fall off due to super gay activities like making earrings and drinking strawberry daquiris when Mojitos and Guinness are readily available.

Johnny noticed he CLee'd himself when he accidentally checked out a guy in the shower at 24 hour nautilus.

by your mom March 16, 2005

PPK

Potato Potato..........Gun

James Bond uses a PPK, and Caesar salads never stood a chance.

by your mom July 19, 2003