your mom's definitions

yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

by your mom May 13, 2005

I said good day!

When the old english people had to reapeat themselves, you know they wre pissed off!

Leave me alone already and leave!

by Your Mom November 13, 2003

Aned

To get your anus kicked in.

Iraq is gonna get aned.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003

sumofabitch

Black vernacular for son of a bitch. Most recently coined by comedian Bernie Mac.

Lemme tell ya somthing ya sumofabitch.

by Your Mom January 5, 2004

illnana

your nana is ill

i have a illnana

by your mom July 18, 2003

tavi

One who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social IQ.

OMG, you are SUCH a tavi! Get the hell away from me!

by Your Mom February 5, 2003

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004