your mom's definitions

schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

oanh

cool

cool

by your mom August 2, 2003

Cats Are Cocks

A song sung by a dog in the Osbournes Christmas Special. (Triumph The Dog)

Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cats Are
Cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Your Mom December 19, 2003

smash it

to have sex! FUCK! do it! ect.
(word formed in the city of LUDLOW, KY)

SMASH IT!
I'd Smash it.

by your mom November 4, 2003

suck that

followed by a loud noise someone should say....SUCK THAT!

chapelle: i want to pee on you...drip drip drip.......

Alex: SUCK THAT!

by your mom March 24, 2005

Magic stick

A sex toy, that is the model of 50 cents real dick. Is battery operated and Water proof

He said this on shade 45 on sirius radio

by Your mom March 3, 2005

PokerStars

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.

I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.

by Your Mom July 12, 2004