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keel hauling

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.
by Your Mom May 21, 2005
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Howard Dean

The Democratic candidate hoping to run for the White House again, and also chairman for the Democratic National Committee. He sure has the enthusiasm, if not way too much of it.
Howard Dean: Fuck John Kerry, we will defeat Condi Rice! We'll make it in 2008! AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!
by Your Mom December 11, 2004
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snickerdick

by your mom September 9, 2003
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corn smoker

When ones penis is bigger in width than in length, usually pertaining to a tapered effect.
"Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!! Did you see that guys corn smoker????!!??!"
by your mom October 9, 2003
mugGet the corn smokermug.

Awesomemest

Basically, it's like, awesome, but like, 60x more awesome. how friggin' amazing is that?!
TwighlightShade: he's probably one of the awesomemest kids i met
by your mom February 12, 2005
mugGet the Awesomemestmug.

cabron

in the words of red hot chili peppers-
caabbrrrron, cabbrrrron, cabrrrrrrron, cabbbrrrron...
by your mom April 18, 2004
mugGet the cabronmug.

straight trippin

what my hard drive is doing right now
Them spybot's is mad stupid, they got my hard-drive straight trippin'
by Your Mom September 16, 2003
mugGet the straight trippinmug.

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