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one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land 

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip
Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

Snorgtees 

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor
Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!
Snorgtees by your best idiot April 25, 2010

Memory Lapse 

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"
Memory Lapse by your best idiot April 24, 2010
i'm NOT a member of the kaykaykay!
Kaykaykay by your best idiot April 24, 2010
1: Ditching school cause:

a: you hate it

b: it's terrible

c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes
1: Fuck school, Fuck homework!, i going to play hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky
Hooky by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

Erectile Override 

opposite of Erectle Dysfunction, Erectile Dysfunction is where you can't get boners. Erectile Override is where you ALWAYS get boners for no apparent reasons
living with Erectle Dysfunction sucks, living with Erectile Override is humiliating