your best idiot's definitions

theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed

I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

Jump

To use your legs to launch you off the ground, used to reach higher places

I can jump 2 feet into the air, then i kick my legs around. like Luigi

by your best idiot March 29, 2010

Hotmail

Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing

Everybody uses Hotmail now

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

Iggy Koopa

a perfecxt example of Crazy

Iggy Koopa: WHAHEHEE! I |2|_||_Z0|2Z

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

your boss

Is an asshole

your boss is also self-explanatory

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

You have the right to remain silent

A police expression for: Shut the fuck up!

Guy: Why me? WHY GOD WHY!?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!

by your best idiot March 28, 2010