116 definitions by yorrick hunt

do you know where you arsehole

shortened form of "Do you know where you are, arsehole?"

Just walk up to someone who appears confused and ask, "Do you know where you arsehole?"

by yorrick hunt January 31, 2008

phone bill

what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls

Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

man on the moon

Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.

We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?

by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

cough it up

what to say to someone when you want something from them

Where's that fifty you owe me? Cough it up!

Have you got that information I wanted? Cough it up!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

burst into tears

to cry like a baby; to cry like a little girl

As soon as he burst into tears, the crowd knew the punch had really hurt the champ.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

stupid

an adjective to best describe the average person

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

pointless

something that is a waste of time or of no use

It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008