116 definitions by yorrick hunt

suck on it

1. that's too bad; deal with it; put up with it; tough luck; tough titty
2. exclamation of triumph when you want to rub someone's nose in it

1. BILL: I just missed out on first prize in the lottery by one number.
OWEN: Suck on it.
2. As you play the winning move in a game of skill or chance against others, you call out, "Suck on it!"

by yorrick hunt January 15, 2008

paradox

a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true

You can't change who you are unless you want to, but whether you want to is part of who you are. Some paradox.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

romantic fool

allowing feelings of love to override common sense

Was I being a romantic fool when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

divorce

the legal ending of a marriage

The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Kartya Kokkov

The Russian equivalent of Lorena Bobbitt.

Ivor Biggun (also known as Robert "Doc" Cox) never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

steroids

common name for anabolic steroids; hormones used to stimulate muscle and bone growth

I knew my girlfriend was taking steroids when she tried to root me up the ass with her clitoris.

by yorrick hunt July 11, 2008

flolloping

a pronounced form of lolloping; extreme flopping about; great bouncing movement; much jiggling

Have a look at the lolloping, flolloping gut tongue on that fat bastard.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008