236 definitions by yes juanito yes
A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.
Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."
by yes juanito yes April 8, 2013
When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.
by yes juanito yes October 18, 2014
On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.
by yes juanito yes June 6, 2015
The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.
by yes juanito yes October 13, 2014
Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.
Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.
by yes juanito yes October 30, 2020
The manner of speech from someone from the American South. The intonation, word connection, and pronunciation are combined in a distinctive way.
by yes juanito yes August 9, 2014
Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."
Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."
Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."
by yes juanito yes April 4, 2015