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An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Get the Trumpkin mug.An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
Get the Jizz Stack mug.Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
Get the Emo Load mug.The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.
Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!
by x BILKO x September 30, 2016
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3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?
2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.
3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?
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