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Hook Up or Die

A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.
Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?

Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?

Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.

Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!
by x BILKO x September 16, 2016
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She-Penis

An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
by x BILKO x October 12, 2016
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Jizz Stack

An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
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Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
by x BILKO x October 12, 2016
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mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.
Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!
by x BILKO x September 6, 2016
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Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.
Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
by x BILKO x September 12, 2016
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