x BILKO x's definitions

mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.

Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!

by x BILKO x September 6, 2016

Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

by x BILKO x September 12, 2016

Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

Jizz Stack

An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.

I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.

by x BILKO x August 23, 2016

Broken Taco

Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.

1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.

2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.

3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.

4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.

by x BILKO x September 3, 2016

E-tool

An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.

Private fuckballs, grab your E-tool and dig me a latrine.

by x BILKO x September 22, 2016

Golden Getaway

After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.

Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?

Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.

Savage, nice save.

by x BILKO x August 23, 2016