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fleemail

An escape from a convoluted, multi-addressed chain of email that no longer interests or involves the writer in any meaningful way.
"Thanks, all of you, for your many and varied contributions, but I note that we have reached a level of detail on insect migrations that I no longer find compelling or meaningful. Please consider this my fleemail and eliminate me from further cc lists, but do continue blathering amongst yourselves."
by wordguy2 April 27, 2010
mugGet the fleemailmug.

Resident

A vehicle dent, usually small, that you have no intention of getting repaired.
It's got a couple of residents on the quarter panels, but otherwise my car is in pristine condition.
by wordguy2 February 25, 2010
mugGet the Residentmug.

Elaine dance

A socially weird and unusual public display, like Elaine's dance in the TV show Seinfeld (eason eight, episode 138). The subject performing an Elaine dance remainsoblivious.
He started tweaking his nipples while he spoke to a gym full of teenagers. It was so Elaine dance I thought I'd die.
by wordguy2 June 8, 2010
mugGet the Elaine dancemug.

brocom

A movie comedy that men are more likely to find funny than women are.
Hangover was like the best brocom ever, dude. Mike Tyson in your Vegas hotel room? Classic!
by wordguy2 March 6, 2010
mugGet the brocommug.

stripper bitch

A guy faithful to one dancer, following her schedule and buying private dances from no others.
John's waiting for Chesty Heaven before he gets a lap dance. He's such a stripper bitch.
by wordguy2 May 22, 2010
mugGet the stripper bitchmug.

real real

Real-world reality, as opposed to TV or movie reality.
What he did with that car was not movie real, man. It was real real -- through the fence, over the approach and into a barn. No shit. And he walked away.
by wordguy2 April 12, 2010
mugGet the real realmug.

splash-and-dash

Auto racing term for a form of gas-and-go pit stop. Car is refuelled just enough to complete a race, but tires are not changed. Normally occurs under green flag conditions and when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief Lance McGrew.
by wordguy2 May 12, 2010
mugGet the splash-and-dashmug.

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