wordguy2's definitions

tail happy

1. The condition of someone who's had great sex the night before. Often endured (barely) by coworkers and friends. Always accompanied by a smile nothing will wipe off.

2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.

1. Bob's girlfriend is back in town. I suppose he'll be tail happy all day long. Makes ya wanna puke, doesn't it?

2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.

by wordguy2 March 16, 2010

double wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a double-wide trailer, and is therefore more committed to the trailer than a single wide is.

He'll be in that dirty old trailer park till the day he dies. He is so double wide.

by wordguy2 March 9, 2010

movie real

A depiction or version of reality that exists in the movies or on TV but does not reflect actual reality. Tends to describe unbelievable feats of strength, faulty physics or abnormal noises.

He jumped from the building and was saved by Spider-man, who caught his arm just before he hit the ground. I mean, as if! It was so movie real and so not real real.

by wordguy2 April 12, 2010

slap

The action of a racecar hitting the wall, usually with the rear half of its body. This normally happens when the car is fighting a looseor oversteer condition while exiting a corner.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., was tight going into 3, but he was loose coming off. So loose, in fact, that he slapped the wall.

by wordguy2 March 16, 2010

gas-and-go

An auto racing pit stop for refueling but not changing tires. Often occurs near the end of the race and under green flag conditions, when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber. This pit strategy is also used to gain positions under yellow flag conditions, when other cars are taking tires. Considered a risky move at those tracks that wear tires quickly. Not changing tires can add seconds a lap to a car's times.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming into the pits in three laps for a gas-and-go, says crew chief Lance McGrew.

by wordguy2 May 12, 2010

fredo

Dead, as in dead to me. From the Godfather character Fredo Corleone, who betrays the family.

I won't talk to him, I won't talk about him, I won't take calls from him. He's fredo to me.

by wordguy2 March 6, 2010

Resident

A vehicle dent, usually small, that you have no intention of getting repaired.

It's got a couple of residents on the quarter panels, but otherwise my car is in pristine condition.

by wordguy2 February 25, 2010