2 definitions by whiplash72

colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

by whiplash72 January 21, 2015

Louisiana boiler

The act of fingering your girlfriend after eating hot and spicy crawfish

Bra that crawfish boil was great until I gave your sister a Louisiana boiler, she was pissed.

by whiplash72 January 17, 2015