westfalia's definitions

Elton John sack

The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.

Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

younger like Benjamin Button

A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.

Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"

Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"

Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."

by westfalia February 4, 2010

incognito bush

A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).

Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"

by westfalia May 11, 2010

hella nades

A term that used when a large amount of grenades are thrown and explode at one time. Most commonly used while playing video games online.

Duder 1: "Damn dude they comin' on strong."

Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"

Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

Oreo amateur

A person who doesn't know that Oreo cookies are made for milk and best when dunked in milk.

Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)

Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."

Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)

Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."

Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"

Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

brake happy

A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."

Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."

Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."

by westfalia January 15, 2010

text terrorist

A person that bombards you with text messages before you can even respond.

Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you

Chica's Phone: What you doing?

Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day

Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"

Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."

by westfalia April 23, 2010