westfalia's definitions

final kick-its

The last few get togethers before your buddy moves away.

Duder 1: "Sorry brosephs Chelsea got the job so we are moving in a couple of weeks son."

Duder 2: "DAMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

Duder 3: "Dudes we have to start our final kick-its this weekend. And your ass betta come visit like erryweekend, or at least once a month."

Duder 1: "Sorry guys, I feel so ashamed. I'm gonna miss you guys BIGTIME yo."

by westfalia March 9, 2010

elephant memory

Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.

Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."

Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"

Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."

Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.

Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

family get together crashers

The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.

Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"

Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"

Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"

Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"

Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."

Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"

by westfalia January 13, 2010

you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

nowhere story

A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.

Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."

Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."

by westfalia December 16, 2009

reverse rodney

When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.

Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."

Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 20, 2010