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A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
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Duder 1: "Whoa dude your girl is looking hot in this club pic. Why come your ass is all sweaty and looking like doo doo?"
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
by westfalia February 9, 2010
Get the pic ruiner mug.When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.
Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"
Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."
Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"
Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."
Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"
Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
by westfalia October 7, 2010
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Duder 1: "Check out this pic of my girl. Look at that guy kissing on her cheek. What the hell is that about?"
Duder 2: "I don't know man, but it looks like that's her jealousy pic."
Duder 1: "Fuck you I'm not jealous. That bitch better have a good explanation for this."
Duder 2: "I don't know man, but it looks like that's her jealousy pic."
Duder 1: "Fuck you I'm not jealous. That bitch better have a good explanation for this."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
Get the jealousy pic mug.Duder 1: "Oh my god dude my stomach hurts. I feel like I'm gonna puke."
Duder 2: "Dang dude what did you have for dinner tonight."
Duder 1: "I went to sushi. I knew I shouldn't have got that mackerel."
Duder 2: "Yea dude, mackerel always gives you the sushi sickness."
Duder 2: "Dang dude what did you have for dinner tonight."
Duder 1: "I went to sushi. I knew I shouldn't have got that mackerel."
Duder 2: "Yea dude, mackerel always gives you the sushi sickness."
by westfalia January 18, 2010
Get the sushi sickness mug.Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
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Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"
Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."
Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."
Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
by westfalia February 17, 2010
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