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dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.
Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."
by westfalia January 11, 2010
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reverse rodney

When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.
Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."

Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 20, 2010
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nowhere story

A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.
Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."

Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
by westfalia December 16, 2009
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dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
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Chappelle called it

A term used when something predicted by Dave Chappelle or joked about on Chappelle's Show comes true.
Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"

Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."

Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
by westfalia February 17, 2010
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bac-o-whore

A loser that does anything for bacon and is obsessed with all bacon flavored products.
Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."

Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"

Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."
by westfalia December 10, 2009
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rhea

An alternate, more kid-friendly term for diarrhea.
Kid: "Uh oh mommy I gotta go poo! I think it's wet."

Mom: "Oh! Do you have rhea?"

Kid: "Yeah..."
by westfalia December 12, 2009
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