westfalia's definitions

got born

Alternate term for a spawn in a video game.

Duder 1: "Watch out man they got snipers everywhere."

Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."

Duder 1: "That sucks dude."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

dub dub dub

A more gangsta way to say "WWW" (World Wide Web). Most commonly used in the hood.

Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"

Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."

Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."

by westfalia December 12, 2009

joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

math pro bono

A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.

Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"

American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"

Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

preheat the oven

An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.

Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."

by westfalia December 11, 2009

pic ruiner

A photograph in which one person looks like shit and therefore brings down the overall quality and potential of the memory.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude your girl is looking hot in this club pic. Why come your ass is all sweaty and looking like doo doo?"

Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."

Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."

by westfalia February 9, 2010

bac-o-whore

A loser that does anything for bacon and is obsessed with all bacon flavored products.

Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."

Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"

Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."

by westfalia December 10, 2009