westfalia's definitions

awkward dad moment

When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.

Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."

Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."

Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"

by westfalia December 17, 2009

sing-n-smack

A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.

Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"

Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"

Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"

Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"

Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

native foreigner

A person that was born in the US, but spent a big portion of their life in a foreign country before coming back to the US. Native foreigners tend to act like real foreigners with US papers.

Duder 1: "So-a I come-a to this-a country with $5 and I am-a going to a make-a millions rapping."

Duder 2: "Dude were you born in Italy? You sound so foreign especially when you rap."

Duder 1: "No doggy, I was straight born in Miami son!"

Duder 2: "Damn! You are one native foreigner for sure doggy."

by westfalia February 1, 2010

hugh wear

A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes.

Duder 1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"

Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."

Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."

by westfalia December 14, 2009

repeat wardrobe

A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.

Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."

Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."

Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

road rhymin'

When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.

Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."

Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."

Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009