westfalia's definitions

death escape

When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.

Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."

Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"

Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."

by westfalia January 20, 2010

spermy reaction

The sudden response a person exhibits when tasting someone's spunk.

Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."

Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."

by westfalia December 20, 2010

brizzle browsin'

Browsing any social network site (especially MySpace) for hot women with no intention other than to check out their skeezy pictures.

"I was brizzle browsin' for like 4 hours yesterday and saw that slutty girl from our high school"

by Westfalia June 25, 2009

link abuser

A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.

Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"

Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"

Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.

Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

Chappelle called it

A term used when something predicted by Dave Chappelle or joked about on Chappelle's Show comes true.

Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"

Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."

Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."

by westfalia February 17, 2010

sour tabs

License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.

Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."

Duder 2: "For what?"

Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."

Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."

by westfalia January 8, 2010