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When a person hears the song "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District, and has a pavlov's dog-type reaction, being un-able to do anything but the "Dougie" dance. This term references an experiment by Ivan Pavlov in which dogs were trained to salivate upon hearing the ringing of the bell.
Duder 1: "I know what will get him going."
Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie son. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."
(song starts playing)
Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)
Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie son. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."
(song starts playing)
Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)
by westfalia May 31, 2011
Get the Pavlov's Dougie mug.A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.
Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"
Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"
Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."
Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"
Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
Get the emeriltator mug.A long period of painful, awkward silence when you're talking with your girl about something important. These long pauses make you seriously consider suicide.
Duder: "I don't want you to stop flirting with asian guys because of me, I just want you to understand how I feel"
Chica : "Yeah, I know"
*long silence*
Duder: "What are you thinking?"
Chica: "About what I should do"
*long silence*
Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."
Chica : "Yeah, I know"
*long silence*
Duder: "What are you thinking?"
Chica: "About what I should do"
*long silence*
Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."
by westfalia December 30, 2009
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Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"
Duder 2: "Check this."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."
Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."
Duder 2: "Check this."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."
Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."
Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."
Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
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Duder 1: "Whoa dude your girl is looking hot in this club pic. Why come your ass is all sweaty and looking like doo doo?"
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
by westfalia February 9, 2010
Get the pic ruiner mug.Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
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