westfalia's definitions

younger like Benjamin Button

A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.

Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"

Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"

Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."

by westfalia February 4, 2010

Elton John sack

The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.

Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

text terrorist

A person that bombards you with text messages before you can even respond.

Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you

Chica's Phone: What you doing?

Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day

Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"

Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."

by westfalia April 23, 2010

brake happy

A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."

Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."

Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."

by westfalia January 15, 2010

rhea

An alternate, more kid-friendly term for diarrhea.

Kid: "Uh oh mommy I gotta go poo! I think it's wet."

Mom: "Oh! Do you have rhea?"

Kid: "Yeah..."

by westfalia December 12, 2009

achievement sex list

A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.

Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."

by westfalia December 23, 2009

public rage

Any act of violence or aggression in a public place.

Chica: "We're through! I've been cheating on you for the past 3 months!"

Duder: "Ahhhhh you bitch!" (punches a tree)

Chica: "Seriously? Nice display of public rage. You're such a loser."

by westfalia December 15, 2009