westfalia's definitions

brake happy

A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."

Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."

Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."

by westfalia January 15, 2010

text terrorist

A person that bombards you with text messages before you can even respond.

Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you

Chica's Phone: What you doing?

Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day

Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"

Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."

by westfalia April 23, 2010

still introduction

When one person is introduced to another by means of an infamous picture.

Duder: "So here's a picture of my roommate. Well, it's of his ass anyway, it's the hairiest thing I've ever seen."

Chica: "Whoa! That is hairy! I'll never be able to get that out of my mind. That's probably the worst still introduction ever."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

public rage

Any act of violence or aggression in a public place.

Chica: "We're through! I've been cheating on you for the past 3 months!"

Duder: "Ahhhhh you bitch!" (punches a tree)

Chica: "Seriously? Nice display of public rage. You're such a loser."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

brizzle browsin'

Browsing any social network site (especially MySpace) for hot women with no intention other than to check out their skeezy pictures.

"I was brizzle browsin' for like 4 hours yesterday and saw that slutty girl from our high school"

by Westfalia June 25, 2009

friend with details

Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).

Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"

Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"

Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009