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Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."
Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"
Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."
Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"
Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."
by westfalia January 20, 2010
Get the death escape mug.A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.
Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"
Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."
Duder 1: "You ok man?"
Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."
Duder 1: "You ok man?"
Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the poon typhoon mug.Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
by westfalia December 20, 2010
Get the spermy reaction mug.Browsing any social network site (especially MySpace) for hot women with no intention other than to check out their skeezy pictures.
by Westfalia June 25, 2009
Get the brizzle browsin' mug.Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).
Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"
Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"
Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"
Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"
Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"
by westfalia February 9, 2010
Get the friend with details mug.A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.
Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"
Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"
Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."
Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"
Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."
by westfalia February 4, 2010
Get the younger like Benjamin Button mug.License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.
Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
by westfalia January 8, 2010
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