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forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.
"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.
by w00fdawg September 1, 2005
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thumb me up!

To encourage and otherwise exhort a fellow user of the UD to give a "thumbs up" to a word you have just defined/submitted to UD. Being thumbed up can really be a very pleasurable experience, it is said.
Having asked all her friends to click on her definition of figgy, Woofie was satisfied with the thorough thumbing up she received. Some of her friends, however, were thoroughly weary of her constant requests to "Thumb me up!"
by w00fdawg September 23, 2005
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full Liverpool breakfast

A cuppa tea and a ciggy.
No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.
by w00fdawg October 1, 2005
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abso-fucking-lutely

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.
The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!
by w00fdawg September 24, 2005
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num num

Hey, if Aarron is in the mood, I may get me some num num tonight!
by w00fdawg September 4, 2005
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Bobcat

A fan of the incandescently wonderful Bob Dylan.
"Bob Dylan is the Mozart of the twentieth century!" stated Ruth emphatically. She was a self-confessed Bobcat.
by w00fdawg October 10, 2005
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split dark oak

A white male having sex with a black female. Derogatary in content.

This expression is used in the movie "Monster's Ball".
"When I was younger I had a taste for a little nigger juice myself. You ain't a man until you have split dark oak!"
by w00fdawg October 9, 2005
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