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forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.
"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.
by w00fdawg September 1, 2005
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thumb me up!

To encourage and otherwise exhort a fellow user of the UD to give a "thumbs up" to a word you have just defined/submitted to UD. Being thumbed up can really be a very pleasurable experience, it is said.
Having asked all her friends to click on her definition of figgy, Woofie was satisfied with the thorough thumbing up she received. Some of her friends, however, were thoroughly weary of her constant requests to "Thumb me up!"
by w00fdawg September 23, 2005
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spizo

Contraction of the phrase "I suppose so", a half-hearted agreement. Common in the Llanelli area, and used in both Welsh and in English.
"Are you coming to the pub tonight?"

"Spizo."
by w00fdawg October 30, 2005
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whatshouldireadnext.com

Website that performs the simple function of recommending books to you after you type in the name of a book you have already read. Obviously, it helps if the book is one you like, unless you want to get a list of books to be avoided.
Good potential here, but needs more individuals to give recommendations to make it a more comprehensive site. Of course, Amazon does something similar, but assuming you buy books for other people, that site is based more on buying rather than liking particular books.
Ruth found that either a lot of the books she liked were not listed on whatshouldireadnext.com or there were no recommendations yet.
by w00fdawg October 9, 2005
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CWS

Acronym for a crusty wank sock, a sock used to fit over the penis during masturbation, thus avoiding wet spots. Inevitably these socks become somewhat crusty frequent use.
"This cws is getting a little too crusty, must remember to wash the darn thing!"
by w00fdawg September 5, 2005
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Cunt Club

A group of horny women that gather together online to discuss matters of mutual interest. Entertainment is often provided by a table dancing blue dress wearing hot stud.
"Hey, Cunt Club session in progress! Who is gonna give us girlz a table dance?"
by w00fdawg September 5, 2005
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Anne Robinson

UK television presenter and journalist who specialises in being an unpleasant bitch. Is most well known at present for hosting the quiz "The Weakest Link" where she castigates the participants and insults them in every way possible before dismissing losing players with the phrase "You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"

A recovering alcoholic, who lost custody of her daughter. Even after a fortune spent on plastic surgery she still has a most unpleasant smug expression stuck on her face.

She has a vastly over-inflated opinion of herself, and in addition showed her very unappealing racist side when she appeared on a chat show and made the remark, "What are the Welsh for?".
If that bitch Anne Robinson had said "What are the Jews for?" she would have been kicked off television for good. However, as it was "only the Welsh", no action was taken against her.
by w00fdawg November 21, 2005
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