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CWS

Acronym for a crusty wank sock, a sock used to fit over the penis during masturbation, thus avoiding wet spots. Inevitably these socks become somewhat crusty frequent use.
"This cws is getting a little too crusty, must remember to wash the darn thing!"
by w00fdawg September 5, 2005
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whatshouldireadnext.com

Website that performs the simple function of recommending books to you after you type in the name of a book you have already read. Obviously, it helps if the book is one you like, unless you want to get a list of books to be avoided.
Good potential here, but needs more individuals to give recommendations to make it a more comprehensive site. Of course, Amazon does something similar, but assuming you buy books for other people, that site is based more on buying rather than liking particular books.
Ruth found that either a lot of the books she liked were not listed on whatshouldireadnext.com or there were no recommendations yet.
by w00fdawg October 9, 2005
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spizo

Contraction of the phrase "I suppose so", a half-hearted agreement. Common in the Llanelli area, and used in both Welsh and in English.
"Are you coming to the pub tonight?"

"Spizo."
by w00fdawg October 30, 2005
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clitoral stimulator

A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.

Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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latte art

Decorated cappuccinos and coffee using only the movement of the jug. The picture in the foam could be a heart, a leaf, even a cute puppy! A visual treat for a coffee drinker!

A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.
It made my day when I ordered a latte and I found that it had been decorated with a lovely heart! It was almost too beatiful to drink that latte art ............ but not quite!
by w00fdawg October 1, 2005
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french knickers

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.
During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.
by w00fdawg October 9, 2005
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ling-di-long

To move slowly, often swaying somewhat from side to side, with no sense of urgency or purpose whatsoever.

Needs to be added as an adjective to a verb of motion, such as walk, amble, going etc.

However a person can also be described as ling-di-long. (See examples below)
Look at Roger walking ling-di-long to school! If he doesn't hurry up, he will be late, the idle toad!

Will you get a move on before you miss the bus, Miss Ling-di-long?
by w00fdawg October 10, 2005
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