w00fdawg's definitions

full Liverpool breakfast

A cuppa tea and a ciggy.

No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.

by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

abso-fucking-lutely

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.

The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!

by w00fdawg September 24, 2005

latte art

Decorated cappuccinos and coffee using only the movement of the jug. The picture in the foam could be a heart, a leaf, even a cute puppy! A visual treat for a coffee drinker!

A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.

It made my day when I ordered a latte and I found that it had been decorated with a lovely heart! It was almost too beatiful to drink that latte art ............ but not quite!

by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

thumb me up!

To encourage and otherwise exhort a fellow user of the UD to give a "thumbs up" to a word you have just defined/submitted to UD. Being thumbed up can really be a very pleasurable experience, it is said.

Having asked all her friends to click on her definition of figgy, Woofie was satisfied with the thorough thumbing up she received. Some of her friends, however, were thoroughly weary of her constant requests to "Thumb me up!"

by w00fdawg September 23, 2005

forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

by w00fdawg September 1, 2005

Cunt Club

A group of horny women that gather together online to discuss matters of mutual interest. Entertainment is often provided by a table dancing blue dress wearing hot stud.

"Hey, Cunt Club session in progress! Who is gonna give us girlz a table dance?"

by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

manyonnaise

Creamy white stuff that squirts from a penis at the point of ejaculation. Occasionally used as a salad dressing.

"Hey, Uncle Alex, how come your salad tastes so salty?"
"Must be the addition of my manyonnaise, lil Woofie girl ........."

by w00fdawg September 6, 2005