w00fdawg's definitions

Anne Robinson

UK television presenter and journalist who specialises in being an unpleasant bitch. Is most well known at present for hosting the quiz "The Weakest Link" where she castigates the participants and insults them in every way possible before dismissing losing players with the phrase "You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"

A recovering alcoholic, who lost custody of her daughter. Even after a fortune spent on plastic surgery she still has a most unpleasant smug expression stuck on her face.

She has a vastly over-inflated opinion of herself, and in addition showed her very unappealing racist side when she appeared on a chat show and made the remark, "What are the Welsh for?".

If that bitch Anne Robinson had said "What are the Jews for?" she would have been kicked off television for good. However, as it was "only the Welsh", no action was taken against her.

by w00fdawg November 21, 2005

There you are!

This is what people in the UK used to say before the arrival of the ubiquitous "There you go!" from the US. It is what is said by a cashier at the checkout when they return your credit card, by the waiter when they bring a you a meal, etc etc. It doesn't really mean much, it's an acknowledgement more than anything. Sometimes "Here you are!" is substituted for "There you are!".

The waiter eventually arrived with our meals after an interminable wait.

"There you are!" he said brightly.

We left no tip.

by w00fdawg October 15, 2005

spizo

Contraction of the phrase "I suppose so", a half-hearted agreement. Common in the Llanelli area, and used in both Welsh and in English.

"Are you coming to the pub tonight?"

"Spizo."

by w00fdawg October 30, 2005

CWS

Acronym for a crusty wank sock, a sock used to fit over the penis during masturbation, thus avoiding wet spots. Inevitably these socks become somewhat crusty frequent use.

"This cws is getting a little too crusty, must remember to wash the darn thing!"

by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

whatshouldireadnext.com

Website that performs the simple function of recommending books to you after you type in the name of a book you have already read. Obviously, it helps if the book is one you like, unless you want to get a list of books to be avoided.
Good potential here, but needs more individuals to give recommendations to make it a more comprehensive site. Of course, Amazon does something similar, but assuming you buy books for other people, that site is based more on buying rather than liking particular books.

Ruth found that either a lot of the books she liked were not listed on whatshouldireadnext.com or there were no recommendations yet.

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

lovebite

UK word for a hickey, a bruise on the skin (usually on the neck) caused by sucking. These tattoos of love are typically worn by teenagers as a sign that they are attractive enough to be groped.

Ruth wore polo-necked sweaters during most of the hot summer so that her mother wouldn't be able to see her lovebites.

by w00fdawg October 8, 2005

Figgy

To pretend to ignore the comments from individual/s in chat room, (iggy) but still be reading them. In other words, to fake iggy.

"She says she has him on iggy, but she can't stand not to read his comments. She is nothing but a figgying liar"

by w00fdawg September 1, 2005