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Nice guy

A "voluntary" slave, who works for imaginary currency called "favors", because apparently his own life is irrelevant. Never taught to reject people, he doesn't realize that others may not always mean well. He doesn't realize that women may fake flirt with him or lead him on purely out of their materialistic pragmatism.
Bob has been helping me to build this house, he's such a nice guy.
by veinsofgold April 28, 2019
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incel

Normie definition: desperate for a relationship soy boy, who is unable to get any.

In a more general sense: a person who desperately desires a certain (usually more sexually active) lifestyle, that they are unable to achieve, but don't want to get over it.

In reality: one of many terms used to shame single (usually low sexual market value) males, even if they aren't looking for a relationship.
He doesn't have a gf, he must be gay/incel/fuckboy/creep/hates women/misogynist.
by veinsofgold May 18, 2019
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fuckboy

either
- A male slut, who's not that interested in furthering most relationships.
or
- What a woman would call a dude - with enough (relative to her) to be attracted to him looks and personality, but not enough success. She'll have sex with him, but won't further the relationship, using him for casual sex.
He ghosted me. Probably a fuckboy.
She ghosted me. I guess she thinks of me as a fuckboy.
by veinsofgold May 19, 2019
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Sexual market value

Also known as SMV.
In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.

something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice

in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.
Female hypergamy drives them into seeking a higher sexual market value partner, even exercise monkey branching- 'investing' her time into other potentially successful guys leaving them in a friendzone - as 'backup' guys, even if she's already in a relationship.
by veinsofgold May 28, 2019
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Thot

A female who (publicly) superficially or aesthetically plays into guy's fantasies and fetishes, guys often assume she's single and a virgin, due to her portrayal of innocence or infantility, but she is often dishonest, disloyal, unfaithful, pragmatic - a bait for simps.
by veinsofgold November 22, 2020
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simp

The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
by veinsofgold October 5, 2020
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shit test

A category of exploitative lies, gaslighting, assertive actions or passivity, that are used to manipulate/force out how trusting/clueless or tolerant (or accepting) a person is of you in that mode, or as a spiteful check for hypocrisy (a shit test in response). It's also used as a manipulative check of their conformity to normies, simps, etc views and empathy biases.

If it's done by abusers/sadists/psychos, then it's a "pushover" check, to see how far they can "get away" with harmful manipulations of him, to exploit him of his time and money, scapegoat him, talk him into something useless to him like a dare (if the provocateurs are sadistic, it's often a self-harmful or humiliating one).

In basic everyday cases infantile tantrums, nagging, passivity can be shit tests used out of laziness, fear or ineptitude, being spoiled.
* She's probing their simping limits by shit testing men into paying her bills, throwing aggro-simps against other men, monkey branching.
* They've offered something generally considered weird to me, I wonder if they're serious or shit testing.
* They're shit testing me to wash their dishes for them, by just leaving them annoyingly in the way.
by veinsofgold January 17, 2023
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