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g4tv

just about the worst network ever. It is bent on becoming the mtv for retarded 13 year old pokemon card yielding tools who havent finished puberty yet. This is done by taking over techtv and destroying all the shows on it by dumbing them into the same stupid nonsense with rstupid hosts that only have looks going for them.
ANIME-HALO FAG#763893: OMGGOZEERJSS!!11 G4 IS THE BESTEREST EVER CHI LAN IS HOTTT!f
by uncle sam December 11, 2004
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iq

now used in the tech world to mean Image Quality
i wonder which video card has better iq
by uncle sam April 16, 2004
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tekken

GREATEST FIGHTING GAME EVER
unmatched depth in gameplay. Probably take 10 years to master all the layers of depth within just tekken 3. Button mashing aint gonna get you far on this one. The fighting system isnt based on over the top infinities, shooting fireballs, or over powered moves. Yet it is still so fun.
i like tekken tag more than tekken 4.
Hopefully tekken 5 will rock.
by uncle sam November 30, 2004
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pull a Boehner

to make a an egregious and uncompromising mistake. one that that will publicly affect your career, the careers of your peers and colleagues, your political party, your country, its standing in the world, and maybe the world itself.
the speaker of the house pull a Boehner and now the world has ended.
by Uncle SAM October 6, 2013
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batman

1)a comic super hero
2)an expression used often on the internet to highly emphasis something
by uncle sam October 18, 2006
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ucr

the commmunity college of the UC system....no spirit, no pride; i usually go to and from this place with an occasional midterm as if its a public restroom

full of retarded professors who probably cant even understand themselves.... some dont even know english

even the parking service is a tool of nazi robbery

aka china town.... cant throw a rock 10 feet without hitting a nonenglish speaking asian
im a biochem major at ucr who doesnt hates biochem

i learned more reading my calc book for an hour than all i learned from attending lectures of a professor who spoke half in chinese

my physics professor only copied down notes verbatim of problem examples in the $150 textbook

my retarded psychology professor failed anyone who missed more than 2 days of lecture but spent this time making corny jokes instead of teaching

fricken taps gave me a parking ticket for having a gold permit in a EMPTY red lot on a fricken saturday
by uncle sam December 5, 2004
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white lines

slang term descibing the snorting of crack as you divide it up into "white lines" for an easy snort with a pipe
White Lines!
(Vision dreams of passion)
Blowin through my mind!
(And all the while I think of you)
Pipe cries!
(A very strange reaction)
For us to unwind!
(The more I see the more I do)
Something like a phenomenon!
(Baby)
Tellin your body to come along, but white lines...blow away
by uncle sam December 5, 2004
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