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George W. Bush

The quintessential American; one who we should all strive to be
Gee, i wish i was George W. Bush. What a great American
by Uncle Sam March 10, 2005
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ucr

the commmunity college of the UC system....no spirit, no pride; i usually go to and from this place with an occasional midterm as if its a public restroom

full of retarded professors who probably cant even understand themselves.... some dont even know english

even the parking service is a tool of nazi robbery

aka china town.... cant throw a rock 10 feet without hitting a nonenglish speaking asian
im a biochem major at ucr who doesnt hates biochem

i learned more reading my calc book for an hour than all i learned from attending lectures of a professor who spoke half in chinese

my physics professor only copied down notes verbatim of problem examples in the $150 textbook

my retarded psychology professor failed anyone who missed more than 2 days of lecture but spent this time making corny jokes instead of teaching

fricken taps gave me a parking ticket for having a gold permit in a EMPTY red lot on a fricken saturday
by uncle sam December 5, 2004
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the screen savers

the best show techtv had going for them until faggots at g4 took over. They have taken out the entire original cast and replaced them with complete posers who dont even know technology. But thats ok the now 99% of the show isnt even about technology anymore.
Unless your some faggot fanboy yo would know g4 sux.
by uncle sam December 11, 2004
mugGet the the screen saversmug.

laggy

the condition that some noob crys about because he connected to a server half way around the world
generic noob: omg!! wtf is up with this ghey laggy server!!!!

John Doe: stfu noob and find a server closer to u
by uncle sam August 6, 2003
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teams

a common term used in online video games when one team has a numerical advantage of atleast two extra playersover the other

when "teams" is called out, players should view the number of players for each team and make them even by switching or spectating

however, if a team has only a one man advantage eg, 8v7....it is not appropriate to call out teams
teams, 11v9

why didnt nobody switch and make em even? gg teams

noob: teams!!!!1
player B: its 7 vs 6, you want us to cut a player in half?
by uncle sam May 15, 2004
mugGet the teamsmug.

pull a Boehner

to make a an egregious and uncompromising mistake. one that that will publicly affect your career, the careers of your peers and colleagues, your political party, your country, its standing in the world, and maybe the world itself.
the speaker of the house pull a Boehner and now the world has ended.
by Uncle SAM October 6, 2013
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wgah

generic noob #5343: I am teh ghey!!!
John Doe: wgah
by uncle sam October 8, 2003
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