uncle sam's definitions

tekken

GREATEST FIGHTING GAME EVER
unmatched depth in gameplay. Probably take 10 years to master all the layers of depth within just tekken 3. Button mashing aint gonna get you far on this one. The fighting system isnt based on over the top infinities, shooting fireballs, or over powered moves. Yet it is still so fun.

i like tekken tag more than tekken 4.
Hopefully tekken 5 will rock.

by uncle sam November 30, 2004

scanless

slang/ghetto way of saying scandalous

damn! dat was scanless!

by uncle sam February 19, 2010

wgah

who gives a hell

generic noob #5343: I am teh ghey!!!
John Doe: wgah

by uncle sam October 8, 2003

56k

the medium pathetic llama noobs usually use to bother others in the cyber world

only idiots get aol

by uncle sam August 6, 2003

teams

a common term used in online video games when one team has a numerical advantage of atleast two extra playersover the other

when "teams" is called out, players should view the number of players for each team and make them even by switching or spectating

however, if a team has only a one man advantage eg, 8v7....it is not appropriate to call out teams

teams, 11v9

why didnt nobody switch and make em even? gg teams

noob: teams!!!!1
player B: its 7 vs 6, you want us to cut a player in half?

by uncle sam May 15, 2004

laggy

the condition that some noob crys about because he connected to a server half way around the world

generic noob: omg!! wtf is up with this ghey laggy server!!!!

John Doe: stfu noob and find a server closer to u

by uncle sam August 6, 2003

pull a Boehner

to make a an egregious and uncompromising mistake. one that that will publicly affect your career, the careers of your peers and colleagues, your political party, your country, its standing in the world, and maybe the world itself.

the speaker of the house pull a Boehner and now the world has ended.

by Uncle SAM October 6, 2013