ty's definitions

Shmian

Shmian- A 15 year old from Cali who is obsessed with GD and likes realy stupid names like Dirk.... he is a mexican whigger who is emo on the inside....

Anne:HI IAN!!!
Ty: No, not Ian, Shmian!!!

by Ty April 19, 2005

woopy

a pleasureable way of haveing sex

i have great woopy with my wife

by Ty February 21, 2003

g unit

a female with a large ass

that girl is g unit

by ty April 14, 2004

Joka n Phreese

Quite possiblt the most moronic beings in existance.

Joka n Phreese like anal sex, especially those including large black men.

by Ty December 6, 2004

foobies

Feeling ill, uncomfortable, sick, woozie.

Man, filthy bathrooms gives me the foobies.

Stank croch gives me the foobies.

by Ty December 19, 2004

MFDC

Mt. Firebrand Deatheart Conglomerate

one of such conglomerates that partakes in or delegates the naming of important sea-faring vessels and is generally autocratic, though in the guise of a democracy.

by ty February 27, 2004

jelly bracelets

I didnt even know the meaning of them or that they meant anything to do with sex. my girlfriend gave me a black one and a orange one and told me to wear them i didnt think much of it and put it on. then after reading this i know how she meant it as in the sex way. i find it kinda funny people think by tearing it off your going to get what it "means" she tore my black one off and...

my girl *snap* haha theres your black one you owe me something
me: " what's it mean"
my girl: " sex"
me: haha
~ i will add i didn't have sex with her people need to chill out and take a joke its not like teens aren't hearing about sex or anything any other way look whats on tv now.. i mean come on lets kids be kids

by ty August 30, 2004