theunknowngl's definitions

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

throw under the bus

1. To reveal information damaging to another's character as to a boss or girlfriend.

Yo, Ben, thanks for throwing me under the bus with that remark about those girls.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

rubber

1. (Am. English) a condom

2. (Brit. English) an eraser

1. How did I run out of rubbers so fast?

2. Any of you blokes got a rubber? This number 3 pencil is too dark.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

random

1. strange, unknown

2. odd, silly

1. I dare you to ask some random chick for her number tonight.

2. What made you think of that? You are so random!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

haole

Regional. Hawaii.

Def.: 1) n. a) White Person b) White American c) derogatory for White Person or White American syn. cracker

2) adj. a) of Caucausian ancestry b) having to do with White American Culture

Haole (or Howlee as I like to spell it) is a bastardization of a Hawaiian word meaning foreigner (literally "without breath"). The correct pronunciation of the Hawaiian word haole is (ha-o-lay).

It can be derogatory depending on usage.

Eh, brah, you wen spock da haole chick ova dea?

Eh, haole shit, like false crack?

So haole, your hairstyle!

Mos' Hawaiians get some haole.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

c-block

v. a euphemism for cockblock. used around people you don't want to say "cock" around

Man 1: Dude, don't be a c-blocker (nervous laugh).

Woman: What's that?

Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

squared away

v. 1. to finish a project or job. 2. To tidy up an area. orig. military. used by people who are hard for The Guard.

Well, boys, just get those PM's squared away, and you can get early liberty.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004