theunknowngl's definitions

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

hard for The Guard

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.

So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

pound

Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English.

1. beat up

2. get hit by a big wave or waves while wave riding

3. to drink quickly

1. Ho, dat Sole got pounded by da Vietnamee kid!

2. At da beach today, no can handle. Got pounded!

3. Eh, just pound dat beah!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

rubber

1. (Am. English) a condom

2. (Brit. English) an eraser

1. How did I run out of rubbers so fast?

2. Any of you blokes got a rubber? This number 3 pencil is too dark.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

random

1. strange, unknown

2. odd, silly

1. I dare you to ask some random chick for her number tonight.

2. What made you think of that? You are so random!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

shitbag

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort

What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004