theunknowngl's definitions

fat hater friend

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

morale gear

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.

Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

shitbag

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort

What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Sole

Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English. 1. A Samoan person

Planny Soles on da mainlan', cuz.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

squared away

v. 1. to finish a project or job. 2. To tidy up an area. orig. military. used by people who are hard for The Guard.

Well, boys, just get those PM's squared away, and you can get early liberty.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

haole

Regional. Hawaii.

Def.: 1) n. a) White Person b) White American c) derogatory for White Person or White American syn. cracker

2) adj. a) of Caucausian ancestry b) having to do with White American Culture

Haole (or Howlee as I like to spell it) is a bastardization of a Hawaiian word meaning foreigner (literally "without breath"). The correct pronunciation of the Hawaiian word haole is (ha-o-lay).

It can be derogatory depending on usage.

Eh, brah, you wen spock da haole chick ova dea?

Eh, haole shit, like false crack?

So haole, your hairstyle!

Mos' Hawaiians get some haole.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004