Definitions by theunknowngl

waste of life 

1. One whose life is stagnant.

Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!

waste of life by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

throw under the bus 

1. To reveal information damaging to another's character as to a boss or girlfriend.

Yo, Ben, thanks for throwing me under the bus with that remark about those girls.

throw under the bus by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

suck at life 

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.

How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.

suck at life by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

fat hater friend 

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

fat hater friend by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

c-block 

v. a euphemism for cockblock. used around people you don't want to say "cock" around

Man 1: Dude, don't be a c-blocker (nervous laugh).

Woman: What's that?

Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...

c-block by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

tag team wingman 

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

tag team wingman by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

cockblocker by theunknowngl October 16, 2004