theunknowngl's definitions

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

good lookin'

short for good lookin' out

Man when you talked to those pigs, that was good lookin'.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

throw under the bus

1. To reveal information damaging to another's character as to a boss or girlfriend.

Yo, Ben, thanks for throwing me under the bus with that remark about those girls.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

puddle pirate

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

jic

n. Colorado. acronym for Just In Case

Girl: Hey, why do you have that giant attack robot on a leash?

Guy: For jic, baby. For jic.

by theunknowngl March 28, 2007

waste of life

1. One whose life is stagnant.

Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

field day

1. n. a silly adventure. 2. n. a day in elementary school where children do track and field. 3. v. (orig. US Coast Guard) to clean beyond the point of all logic.

1. Those kids had a field day with those squirt guns. 2. I love the shot put at field day. 3. You boys did not field day the head. You just cleaned it.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004