theunknowngl's definitions

morale gear

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.

Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

suck at life

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.

How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

haole

Regional. Hawaii.

Def.: 1) n. a) White Person b) White American c) derogatory for White Person or White American syn. cracker

2) adj. a) of Caucausian ancestry b) having to do with White American Culture

Haole (or Howlee as I like to spell it) is a bastardization of a Hawaiian word meaning foreigner (literally "without breath"). The correct pronunciation of the Hawaiian word haole is (ha-o-lay).

It can be derogatory depending on usage.

Eh, brah, you wen spock da haole chick ova dea?

Eh, haole shit, like false crack?

So haole, your hairstyle!

Mos' Hawaiians get some haole.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

fat hater friend

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

hard for The Guard

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.

So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004