theunknowngl's definitions

random

1. strange, unknown

2. odd, silly

1. I dare you to ask some random chick for her number tonight.

2. What made you think of that? You are so random!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

suck at life

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.

How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

wingman

1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.

Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

flyboy

1. derogatory for a member of the US Air Force.

I bet you thought when you enlisted, you thought you would be flying, eh, flyboy?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

urban legend

Def: A modern myth. A frightening untrue story in which the storyteller insists is true, but has no evidence to back up. Also, it never happened to the storyteller but someone removed from them.

So did you ever meet your friend's mom's Arab boyfriend that left the note on the door? Sounds like an urban legend to me.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

local

Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English.

1. n. a person born and raised in Hawaii.
2. adj. describing a person born and raised in Hawaii.
3. n. a person with dark skin, but not black.
4. n. Consisting of one or more of these ethnic backgrounds: Hawaiian, any Polynesian, Chinese, Filipino, Japanese, Korean, and Portuguese.
5. adj. describing the culture and or food of modern Hawaii

1. Dat guy is Japanee, but not local.
2. Eh, I one, haole, but I local.
3. The suspect was described as local.
4. My fadda stay local, and my mom stay haole.
5. I miss da local food!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004