the specter's definitions

Aphro

(1.) noun - A mussed, sweaty, tangled 'hairstyle' worn by women who have just engaged in vigorous sex. (2.) noun - A woman who is not a virgin but claims to be one. From Aphrodite (Venus), the Greek goddess of lust, who was reborn from the sea as a virgin after each time she had sex.

(1.) "You should have seen Julie's hair last night after we did it. She had a total Aphro!"

(2.) "Jenny claims to never have had sex with anyone, but I think she's an Aphro."

by the specter January 1, 2009

Barker

(1.) noun: A very unattractive woman. From dog, an animal which barks.

(1.) I went on a blind date with Alison, and found out that she's really a barker!

by the specter August 13, 2007

Bathroomize

(1.) verb: To relieve oneself in a restroom, bathroom, outhouse, loo, water closet, or any similar location. (2.) verb: To urinate or defecate.

(1.) As he finished eating, Alex felt a sudden urge to bathroomize.

(2.) It is unlawful to bathroomize in public places.

by the specter August 13, 2007

Woolly Bully

(1.) noun: A joint or Kingston Cigar that is ill-constructed and nearly impossible to smoke.

(1.) Jim tried to smoke the joint, but found it to be a Woolly Bully.

by the specter August 13, 2007

Harpy

(1.) noun: A student of Harper College, Palatine, Illinois. From Greek mythology, harpy, a terrifying beast described in Homeric literature The Odyssey.

(2.) noun: An alumnus (graduate) of Harper College.

(1.) Bridget, a sophomore Harpy, lives in Palatine.

(2.) My aunt Jane, a graduate of Harper College, swears she will be a Harpy until the day she dies.

by the specter August 13, 2007

Nabo

(1.) NAB-oh, noun: Slang for child molestor. From the name Vladimir Nabokov, author of the 1955 novelLolita. (2.) An author who writes in the Nabokovian style or about Nabokovian subjects.

(1.) We suspect Gary, the homeless man who hangs around the mall, of being a Nabo.

(2.) Albert, a Nabo, recently wrote a short story centered on the civil rights of those who wish to see incest legalized among consenting adults.

by the specter August 13, 2007

Zooing

(1.) verb - The act of patronizing a zoo or marine park.

(1.) "What did you do in Milwaukee?"
"We went to the museum and a pub on Saturday, and spent all of Sunday zooing."

by the specter January 1, 2009