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Argumentation terminology: a negative response; to tell someone to 'forget it' or that you will not do it; to suggest that instead of acting on another's request, one suggests the requester should go briskly rub the uppermost portion of his maleness, preferably somewhere else.
by the Pope February 24, 2005
Get the shine it mug.Making use of unneccesary things to provide a solution. A very long iterative impractical programming coding style.
by The Pope August 9, 2004
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Get the F.O.B. mug.childcare - the term used to describe a child's running nose, usually, an infected one (hence the "yellow"), that displays one downward drip from each nostril, (hence the "eleven"). Usually, the eleven starts somewhere deep in the nasal cavity, drips constantly, over the upper lip and disaapears into the child's mouth, destined to repeat the cycle.
"Honey, can you get a wipee and snag that yellow eleven on Danielle before she drinks it?"
"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"
"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"
by the Pope March 21, 2005
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by the pope June 11, 2004
Get the jerkin' the gherkin mug.the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave
by the pope January 17, 2004
Get the papa lazarou mug.The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."
It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.
by The Pope April 5, 2005
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