the pope's definitions

hibzity

to be off the HIBZITY is to be off the Hook at a rate 999 time better

DUDE, this is off the HIBZITY!

by The Pope June 14, 2003

shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

g

a gram of stuff

i just smoked a whole g in one fattie

by the pope January 3, 2007

papa lazarou

the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave

helllo dave

by the pope January 17, 2004

F.O.B.

Used in Urban schools for Asian gang members. F.O.B.=fresh off the boat

Stop being such a dirty F.O.B.

by THE POPE November 27, 2006

pollicode

Making use of unneccesary things to provide a solution. A very long iterative impractical programming coding style.

I've never seen a method in a class that has 1200+ lines of code. Geez! This is a pollicode!

by The Pope August 9, 2004