the pope's definitions

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

copperhead

A post-civil-war, Southern sympathiser, possibly a conspirator.

There were many copperheads in Congress, trying to bring about a de-facto form of slavery, following the Civil War.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by the pope June 8, 2004

Mass-hole

Offensive slang for someone who comes from Massatcheusetts.

Slow down man, you're driving like a mass-hole!

by the pope June 6, 2004

shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 8, 2004

WP

Whiney P*ssy

Needs no explanation.

by The Pope May 13, 2003

yoink

noise made when object is stolen.

he said "yoink" when he jacked the airplane.

by the pope January 9, 2005