the pope's definitions

papa lazarou

the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave

helllo dave

by the pope January 17, 2004

J.K Rowling

i like cheese

mememememmeeme

by the pope October 19, 2003

g

a gram of stuff

i just smoked a whole g in one fattie

by the pope January 3, 2007

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

WP

Whiney P*ssy

Needs no explanation.

by The Pope May 13, 2003

shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 8, 2004

toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.

Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.

by the Pope October 5, 2004