the migster's definitions

suck air

To audibly inhale air between clenched teeth or pursed lips as a reaction to something uncomfortable. Expresses angst.

To suck air connotes a feeling of dread. Clark Griswold sucked air before saying, "REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?"

by the migster June 28, 2011

Mr. Mojo Risin'

Anagram/pseudonym of Doors' lead singer Jim Morrison. He used it as a refrain in the song L.A. Woman.

Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Risin' risin'
Come on risin' risin'
Whoa! Wang! Bang!

by the migster September 6, 2005

B.O.I.

Acronym for "Born On Island." Used on the Texas Gulf coast, specifically the Houston-Galveston area. Refers to someone born in Galveston. Pronounced BEE-OH-EYE. Not to be confused with boi.

Brandon Backe, starting pitcher for the Houston Astros, is B.O.I. So is Barry White, although he grew up in Los Angeles.

by the migster October 27, 2005

Houston

First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.

One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.

The U.S. economy can be up or down but there's always money to be made in Houston.

by the migster August 9, 2005

Houston

Houston, Texas is located 45 miles north of Galveston and the Gulf of Mexico. And high temperatures in the summer are usually in the mid-90s.

Dallas is 300 miles from the Gulf and hotter, and the people there are a whole lot less friendly.

What was the dude thinking who said Houston was 70 miles from Galveston and 120 degrees in the summer??

by the migster May 6, 2006

p-shop

v. - to alter (a photo) with image editing software such as Adobe Photoshop. Abbreviation of Photoshop.

Were Ignignokt and Err really on the Daily Show? I would like to see that episode.

Ha! So would I.... No, someone p-shopped it.

by the migster November 7, 2005

apocatastasis

A restoration to the original condition. A name given to the theological belief that a time will come when all free creatures will share in the grace of salvation, even the devils and lost souls. According to this dogma, the reason hell exists is to separate good from evil in the soul. It is therefore not an eternal punishment, but an amelioration. A time will come when all evil shall cease to be, since it has no existence of its own apart from the free will.

"When I started going to church again, my acne cleared up."

"You're experiencing apocatastasis."

by the migster August 29, 2005