teabag's definitions

easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

craigslist

Apparently the easiest way for a hooker to advertise her services according to local news reports regarding prostitution

A woman was charged with prostitution after police investigators answered her advertisment on the popular website Craigslist.

by teabag September 25, 2007

Ghetto pool

To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or knocking an opponents balls in to bad spots. Ususally done when behind or when playing a superior player. See nigger pool

I can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion.

by teabag September 22, 2006

bababooey

Horse toothed jackass from the Howard Stern Show (He is also pussy whipped)

Bababooey has to wear a bee keepers helmet on the E! show so I am able to jerk off to the hot chicks

by Teabag March 27, 2005

mak-90

Chinese version of the AK-47. Assult rifle. Dependable, yet inaccurate.

The magazines for my AK-47 fit my Mak-90

by teabag March 8, 2006