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lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.
Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.
by teabag September 25, 2007
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liars poker

Game played with dollar bills. Everyone gets their dollar out and uses the serial number to obtain their "hand" The only thing that counts here is high card, then pairs, then three of a kind, then four of a kind, then five of a kind, then six of a kind and so forth... There are no straights, flushes, full houses. The key here is that you use EVERYBODYS dollar to make the best hand. So the more players there are, the better hands there will be.

You have to call a higher hand than the last guy that called, so eventually if you can't beat what he called you have to lie, if you think he lied, you call bullshit on him.
The five of us played liars poker, the first guy said 9, the second guy said pair of 2's, the third guy said pair of 8's the fourth guy said 3 6's, the fifth guy said 4 2's, the fifth guy said 5 2's... the next guy called bullshit and we all looked at everyones dollar and there were only 4 total 2s in our dollars...
by teabag March 2, 2007
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SIU

Acronym for Special Investigation Unit for law enforcement/prosecutors and insurance compaines
When that boatload of coal claimed whiplash, they called SIU in to videotape them playing basketball
by Teabag April 24, 2006
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Schvoogie

Yet another racial term for a black person
Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?
by teabag May 2, 2006
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mak-90

Chinese version of the AK-47. Assult rifle. Dependable, yet inaccurate.
The magazines for my AK-47 fit my Mak-90
by teabag March 8, 2006
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