teabag's definitions

easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

by Teabag March 27, 2005

New England Stealers

Play on words with Pittsburg Steelers and New England Patriots

After getting caught filming other teams signs, the Pats changed their name to the New England Stealers

by teabag October 16, 2007

teef

What Flava Flav has in his mouf.

I gots me some new gold teef

by teabag April 11, 2006

chiropractor

1) crook
2) wannabe doctor
3) snake oil salesman
4) Not a doctor

A person that cannont get into actual medical school that still thinks they are a doctor. This practice is a joke and is routinely mocked at quackwatch.com

The chiropractor said I needed maintenence on my subluxations on his free neck x-ray. Ironically the neck x-ray I had at the hospital was completely normal.

I got unsolicted mailings and phone calls from chiropractors offices after I was involved in an accident.

The chiropractor sold me herbal supplements

by teabag October 29, 2007

lawyer's poker

Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.

We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.

by teabag March 2, 2007