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Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.
We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.
by teabag March 2, 2007
Get the lawyer's poker mug.Game played with dollar bills. Everyone gets their dollar out and uses the serial number to obtain their "hand" The only thing that counts here is high card, then pairs, then three of a kind, then four of a kind, then five of a kind, then six of a kind and so forth... There are no straights, flushes, full houses. The key here is that you use EVERYBODYS dollar to make the best hand. So the more players there are, the better hands there will be.
You have to call a higher hand than the last guy that called, so eventually if you can't beat what he called you have to lie, if you think he lied, you call bullshit on him.
You have to call a higher hand than the last guy that called, so eventually if you can't beat what he called you have to lie, if you think he lied, you call bullshit on him.
The five of us played liars poker, the first guy said 9, the second guy said pair of 2's, the third guy said pair of 8's the fourth guy said 3 6's, the fifth guy said 4 2's, the fifth guy said 5 2's... the next guy called bullshit and we all looked at everyones dollar and there were only 4 total 2s in our dollars...
by teabag March 2, 2007
Get the liars poker mug.The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.
While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....
Shit is reprehensible..
While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....
Shit is reprehensible..
Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter
by teabag September 25, 2007
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